Emmerdale... A new start at Home Farm....no spoilers please

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So Joe is the new lord of the manor, but who is Graham really.

Will this be the thread where Moira and Cain finally get back together

Will there be wedding bells for Bob and Brenda, I don't think so

Will Marlon and the head teacher get along nicely or will it end up going nowhere slowly until we all want to scream at the telly

What will Lachlan do next.....................................

Is Noah not also Chris tates son? I thought it had been proved by dna ( or did charity fake the results and he is indeed the spawn of Marlon).

Moira looks ten years younger in tonight's episode. Really fresh faced.

The power of a shag with Cain!

I thought that squoosh.

Harriet's on the booze already.

That roof line looked awfully straight to say it had been half bulldozed.

I’m confused then which one was Kim Tate married to? She was my all time favourite. She’s shit in Corrie but she made Emmerdale

Kim Tate was married to Frank Tate IIRC.

Clare King was on Who's Doing the Dishes this morning. She always seems a bit bitter.

Oooooh @ Graham. I found him darkly attractive but after that black belt performance tonight he's gained a few more points.

The blundering comedy performance from Marlon is truly cringeworthy. I can't imagine our HT going round to parents' houses and indulging in wrestling. He and Paddy are awful with their bromance.

Good riddance to Harriet.

at the power of a shag with Cain

I'm glad Marlon got a knock back. They always pair him with women who are way out of his league. I mean he looks like a piece of string for god's sake!

It’s time to retire Marlon IMO.

Pity him & Victoria weren’t in the house when the bulldozers arrived.

Sparkling Kim Tate was married to Chris Tate IRL, not Frank

Misread post. Ignore me

Moira looks ten years younger in tonight's episode. Really fresh faced.

I thought so too.

Yes, she was married to Frank in the show. I thought that's what Frilly was asking not in RL.

x post Love. TBH I had forgotten she was married to her stepson in RL.

I wish Victoria would go and Nicola . Loving Graham

Haven't seen today's episode, but if ever there was a house in need of knocking down then it's the Dingle house.

I look like a pile of dog vomit this week. Maybe I should shag Cain Dingle?

Woman up and do it for the good of your complexion Legend.

We need to study Rhona's complexion. She sleeps with Cain in RL.

Can I just shag Cain anyway please?

Ninja Graham was great! I wonder if Joe will feel any remorse for almost killing his brother. I'm so happy he's got new furniture in Home Farm.

I've been watching Adam & Aaron on Release the Hounds . I don't usually watch it but couldn't resist hearing Adam screeching. He didn't disappoint me! They did very well.

Another fan of graham.

Loved seeing Eric dancing in his boxers . Nice to see him happy (briefly). Hope the bang on his head isn't anything serious.

Shame the house didn't squish Noah and the other one. They're both really annoying.

If David spent the weekend with Layla he needs a character rewrite. He should still be sucking up to Tracey after his previous lies.

That party at home farm seemed so lame. Clearly wooden Joe doesn't have any idea how to create atmosphere. Money can't buy charisma, can it? See us all swoon over Cain, joe. And weep.

And get your stupid hair cut.

Sorry, I don't get the Cain swoonfest.

I'm gong to be first in line for Graham - form an orderly queue behind me please

If I was Harriet I wouldn't be telling him that I wouldn't spill the beans. I'd be saying I don't want to talk about it or I haven't decided, make them sweat for a bit.