Celeb Big Brother Thread 7 - The CBB audience is sponsored by Simon & Garfunkel

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

• The Sound of Silence...

In other news... you can't always get what you want - we have a shopping list but no parmesan!

IW sat drying her hair topless Enrique! Nobody was even mentioning anything to them!

Rachel is quite tall (like me) so quite possibly can't wear one-pieces because they don't fit length wise? (I know that's why I don't)

Fair enough Beyond although there are suppliers of garments for taller women surely. Expensive yes, but I don't think that would prohibit RJ having such. Either way, if her remark is true (that she only goes in the hot tub if Jess or Ashley are there to deflect camera attention away from her body) then she could just as easily wear a vest top or tshirt over the bikini.

Febellini India's explanation for being topless was that RJ had hounded her so much about her breasts she had no other answer or response but be compelled to go for it. Something like that. It was all down to Rachel anyway and not India's own responsibility
Sorry if I implied India did it because Rachel specifically said take your bra off. She did say could she see, but they aired that comment didn't they.

That transcript shows how little attention I was paying to the details! I'd missed her explicitly naming Rachel as arch-enemy. Amanda appears to have been forgiven for her crime.

I'm at work so couldn't watch but yay Lorraine (I'm v surprised at her!) and so glad Stanley was on MW, that was great work by the bookers. Lots of tweets about IW being a liar.

Couldn’t face watching MW in case the manchild started whining about how his wife doesn’t put out enough, AGAIN. The Telly is quite new and I don’t think DH would appreciate me burying me tea mug into the screen.

So interview exactly as expected. Poor widdle me, everyone is so meanyweany and I’m just a po-wah delicate flow-wah, load of old tripe.

IW has added "peoples princess" to Twitter bio...

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IW has added "peoples princess" to Twitter bio...

Good grief

Anne Love the thread title.

The narcissism is strong in this one.

Peoples princess ! Jesus wept

Diana would be turning in her grave!

Someone probably had a word as I think that PP addition was short lived.

Interesting to see the others who are and who have been, represented by her PR Agency. Amanda is one, a couple of Nolans, Sherrie Hewson, Jenni whatever her name is from Corrie. They're obviously doing a sweep of reality shows.

I watched a bit this mornjng of MW. Omg. Stomach churning.

Did anyone see this last night?

The people’s princess?

Also... trans woman of colour?

The colour orange...

Possibly identifying as a black woman now...

#istherenolimittotheirdelusion

Aw now come on

People's princess? people's feckin princess ????

My arse.

Before someone helped themselves to meat and two veg, they needed to put the two sarnies back in the picnic basket.

I take it that is real colour to go with the other real thing?

I must be a real idiot because I'm having a job seeing the princess's new colour let alone the clothes....

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I'm assuming Mark Byron has a fantastic dry sense of humour!

I'm just watching last night's programme properly (was falling asleep a bit yesterday) and am so cheesed off by Genuwine's behaviour. The sort of shit that Ashley is putting up with is just one example of the stuff that India has no understanding of. The incessant pestering/comments.

Just watched this live (this morning) interview at C5 MW .

Comments are hilarious. Been in stiches.

Time for a bit of manipulation.

sole can I see your chesticles?

No?

Not as easy as it looks....

OK sheldon. You have twisted my arms.

I'm in awe that you have found a lovelier pair of ex-housemate breasts than those that were blow dried.

I'm guessing ShaneJ might not have debagged him.