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Masterchef 2017 Part 4 no more flowers please

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fourquenelles · 13/12/2017 20:44

its here

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ilovesooty · 20/12/2017 20:21

Bet they have to go into the garden and forage.

squoosh · 20/12/2017 20:21

I prefer my calamari in batter. Pleb that I am.

Halsall · 20/12/2017 20:21

Not those bloody squid crackers again

SchadenfreudePersonified · 20/12/2017 20:21

Mmm - Louisa is getting a bit Alexandra Burke regarding just being here to learn.

Also had a touch of the Debbeh's yesterday when she mentioned that she was only 22.

I do not like this side of her . . .

Joinourclub · 20/12/2017 20:22

Cooking with tweezers!

Wolfcub · 20/12/2017 20:22

Cooking with tweezers is just too poncey

SchadenfreudePersonified · 20/12/2017 20:22

Oooh - that bearded kitchen minion is rather gorgeous.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 20/12/2017 20:22

Oh but Pertwee speaking French... (Dh might get a jump off the back of that)

ilovesooty · 20/12/2017 20:22

I can't think about calamari without remembering Shirley Valentine.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 20/12/2017 20:23

I love an-chovvies.

GrouchyKiwi · 20/12/2017 20:23

The plate looks pretty, but where's the food?

SchadenfreudePersonified · 20/12/2017 20:23

Craig - you wee sook!

ilovesooty · 20/12/2017 20:24

Oh god. It's on a slab.

Wolfcub · 20/12/2017 20:24

The freaking microwave? Nooooo

SchadenfreudePersonified · 20/12/2017 20:24

Oh shit! Slate!

PUT IT ON A PLATE!

Matt would have loved this wankery

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fourquenelles · 20/12/2017 20:24

Deary me, there is a lot of wankery in that forest plate. I bet it tastes amazing though.

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squoosh · 20/12/2017 20:24

cooked in the microwave? How refreshingly prosaic.

Wolfcub · 20/12/2017 20:25

Looks like a dish aponge

ilovesooty · 20/12/2017 20:25

I was just thinking about AoF.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 20/12/2017 20:25

Are those white aubergines?

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 20/12/2017 20:25

The Assassin would have loved that.
Oh yes just seen minion, he's got a mun.

squoosh · 20/12/2017 20:25

Not only is it on a slab but it's an uneven slab so there'd be a lot of cutlery scraping sounds.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 20/12/2017 20:26

It does Wolf

GrouchyKiwi · 20/12/2017 20:26

I love going to markets.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 20/12/2017 20:27

Loot at all that fruit 'n' veg!

Eat your heart out, Greg(g)!