Masterchef 2017 Part 4 no more flowers please

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its here

Oops soz Schad.. Disn't mean to jump into your space.
Oh Louisa. Think your safe though.

I thought Craig’s pudding was awesome

I actually missed Craig's pudding but the other two puddings were dull looking.

Guinea pig is gone. Poor guinea pig.

He wouldn't have survived the Quatre Saisons Sooty

"Dorian" bellowed the Lieutenant Colonel,going puce with rage. " your main event, Sir - has not worked. You are a disgrace to the Empire!"

Yes, sooty, AoF was unlucky to be in that group.

Schaden Absolutely. They'll absolutely take her over Tom, based on her previous work and her being the only Wumman.

Oops soz Schad.. Disn't mean to jump into your space

Don't apologise Fuckery. I am totally going to steal every golden word and insist that it is mine! It's not plagiarism - it's an homage .

Oh the blazers are coming back out of storage.

A shed load of flowers next week too. Be prepared.

I think I'd like Steven to win.

Yeah I'd love for Steven to win.

It is a shame to have lost our Henry - but we still have The Wench, and the Doorstep Evangelist Scream Minstrel Boy.

Excellent. I'm off for a bit of gf Christmas cake a la fromage du Wensleydale. See you all next week.

Have to agree that Stevphen would be a worthy winner. He's so lovely and smiley and competent and doesn't get flustered.

ohwhat.** I have an eighteenth c ancestor called Sexy ( my surname) . Perhaps she was at the Athenaeum that night of the wobbling trifle?

Enjoy your cake Fuckery though stilton is the only cheese worthy of a rich fruit Christmas cake

Mighty

You couldn't make it up. could you?

You want to see the chef's hats on this Blitz programme!

Stephven to win

So happy Stephen and Louisa are through to the final... if either of these two win, I'll be happy!

Schaden you are welcome to my distant maternal grandfather 7 times removed Elkhannah Hitchen. I see him as a groom in your novella. Which is a step up from the farm labourer he was.

I have an ancestor whose surname was Duckmanteu. I have no idea where this person fits in my family tree, but I can take a stab at his job.

I want Louisa to win but Jamie and Craig very strong

Thank you four.

I see your groom Elkhannah Hitchen. and raise you my own grandfather Edmund Humphrey Appleby.

Perhaps he could be the local lawyer - outwardly respectable churchwarden and pillar of the community, but secretly a collector of Victorian pornography - ankle exposures, bare forearms, and ears provocatively framed by wisps of loose hair , , , - may be he even has some corsetry photographs secreted among his dusty legal tomes*

And I definitely need the Duckmanteau family in my epistle , Grouchy - what do you see Father Duckmanteau doing for a living whilst Mother Duckmanteau churns out butter and babies with equal ease? Night soil collector? Beadle? Sagger-maker's bottom knocker? I will be guided by your preferences.

And if anyone feels the urge to contribute to characters, plot, location, or text, you are very welcome,

*these are NOTHING like Greg(g)s bouncing bollox