Masterchef 2017 Part 4 no more flowers please

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its here

Oh Tom, Tom he looks like a kicked puppy.

Fuckery YOU HAVE A GIFT! I would so read that

Laterz Tom

You can PM me Footle

Your secret is safe with me . . .

Did they have any scullery maid related children?

Beef cut against the grain Tom'sout!

Tom looks as if he wants to go home.

Tom est gone

This is a bit uncomfortable to watch.

Fuckery.

Poor old Tom. Au revoir.

Gel decided not to set

Er sorry Tom you fucked it up love

Poor, poor Tom. It's not even going to be worth discussing.

Tom flips and runs riot through the kitchen taking out Marcus, Monica and Grocer with his Sabatier knives

Oh Bollox - Fuckery has beaten me to it! - and there's no way I can compete with that sort of deathless prose.

Why do the puddings look like someone has started them, cut them up a bit and stopped.
Weird.

I think Tom is an honest to goodness chef. He didn't feel comfortable fannying about with petals.

Aww Tom.
Not even a single positive in Marcus shit sandwich of feedback.
Bye bye little sweet guinea pig tom.

Ha, Louisa's dessert looks rude.

These desserts are all a bit dull. A bit of fruit, a bit of crumby stuff, and a but of creamy stuff.

"Dorian" bellowed the Lieutenant Colonel,going puce with rage. " your main event, Sir - has not worked. You are a disgrace to the Empire!"

I heard goat's turd - must have been a flashback to AofF

Oh no Louisa.

Louisa looked bored when Gregg was giving his effusive feedback. she knows what's what.

They won't be able to say it was a difficult decision.

To be fair AoF would have gone through in this group.

Louisa is lucky that Tom has made a total cow's bum of his meal.

We have lost our stunt Henry VIII

Louisa does have to rein it in. It is starting to smack a little of showing off.

Oh gosh, Louisa's blundered a bit......Craig deffo through though. I'd say poor Tom's a goner.