Strut this way for an Apprentice catwalk

[Dillite2]

For it is a fashion week

But as always they will be a shower of shite

Settling down with a bag of twirl bites

Yo.

I'm betting the team that actually does the best pitch/performance/advert whatever will lose.

In bed with a hot squash

Caspiana I'm trialling a dairy free diet atm so am very envious.

I have a bottle of cider. It's been such a shit day at work that I thought that I wouldn't be able to stay calm whilst watching this tonight

ooh give us a twirl bite @caspiana!
I think this will be on a par with the creative height of the hotel room decoration!

Oh this calls for wine and a cheese butty.

Wonder whether Elizabeth will be painted as the villain again?

I have wine and have just had a lovely bowl of cauliflower cheese pasta

What was that red monster?

What. The. Fuck.?!?!

Wtf?

This is tragi-comedy gold.

"work every bit"

These two are appalling. If it was blokes doing this...

And the clothes were fucking awful. Who buys that shit?

Sia influenced

I want Elizabeth to be my friend

Yeah, those two are being right pervers. Not cool.

Is Harrison the one who kept getting told off for being immature and laddish? I have no idea why he's still here.

'Look as gaunt as you can' the model's face same as mine wtf

Yeah, that Tudor glitter ...