All aboard the Apprentice cruise!

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Where you will be fed luxury stale sandwiches and taken on a luxury tour provided by an unread wikipedia article. Departing at 9pm pronto!

This is the most embarrassing episode in a good while.

I so miss Nick the Countdown presenter. He could say a hundred words without opening his mouth.

In fact I hope it's a double firing this week! They all bloody deserve it.

Charles must go if they lose

There definitely should be a double firing. At least.

I would like to see them all fired and a replacement set brought in

I hate tour weeks 😣 they're cringey and nobody could pull off a decent tour of an area they don't know!

It was very cringey and what's with all this myself business? It's me!

Botox boy's botox is wearing off

He’s biting his nails

I agree
tours of a place you don't know are just weird.

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People love to get a refund

Thanks for saving me the pain of watching this week. Sounds even more horrendous than usual.

If you can turn £800 with that shite, I’m off to be a tour guide

I am not surprised that, as dictator like as she was, Elizabeth's team won. The other team were absolutely terrible. Charles to go, surely?

Andrew and Charles have to come back in. Both to go.

I do love Cambridge.

Sarj looked amused at Elizabeth draping herself over him on that boat...NOT!

Bye bye Charles. And did Jade actually do anything this week?!

I think Anisa might also be in danger

Andrew and Charles to go. Pleeeeease.

Andrews hair looks like it would pop clean off his head in one solid piece

Surely you write down 4 facts for each place on a different page. They all had notes.

Lego hair!