All aboard the Apprentice cruise!

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Where you will be fed luxury stale sandwiches and taken on a luxury tour provided by an unread wikipedia article. Departing at 9pm pronto!

What is modern Bruges ffs?
I’ve been up that tower! Maybe they can go up there and stay up!

Does he really need a loudspeaker?

I’m on Britannia in 48 days, I really hope these idiots aren’t! I could die of cringe watching this

I demand a refund and I am not even there

Charles is utterly embarrassing.

So embarrassing! I want to throw them all in the canal.

He isn't lost, he just can't find whatever it is he's looking for.

Charles has to be fired if he's on the losing team.

I'm trying to work out if its a big ask getting them to do a tour of somewhere when they aren't familiar with the place etc but honestly I'm sure lots of people could do this better even without knowing the area...

I mean for starters talk to the customers like equals / adults not annoying children.

Are the contestants meant to be drinking on the job?!

I could do better with half a map.

I hope Elizabeth falls onto her face and shuts the fuck up

Oh my word, Claude on a Segway! I will die happy...

That poor bloody horse.

They are all total nuggets.

I think they have both lost

That had to be the worst tour ever

They are all atrocious this year
Where did they find them!!

It must be bad if Karen is querying it she normally stays silent until she unleashes in the boardroom!

Damn I missed Claude on the segway!

I’m almost behind the sofa with the cringe-worthiness of this!

Should be an interesting trip to the boardroom