The Apprentice, week 3

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I can't be bothered to think of a title. Have loads of snacks but no booze. See you all at 9!

If Elliott was clever, he would not be sitting there arguing when he's done fuck all during the task.

Is Michaela wearing a wig?

Is Michaela wearing a wig?

Janice Dickensian from America's next top model model.

Autocorrect fail-shake it's Janice Dickenson

Claude loves Michaela so I reckon she's safe

Elliott should have kept on michaelas good side

I just can't get over those glasses.

I think Michaela's wearing bad extensions maybe?

Yes! Siobhan looks like Janice Dickenson.

She's not super confident? That's not super confident?

Yes those are definitely shoddy extensions

I thought Elliott sold well

I don't think I would want Elliott representing me in court.

Except he didn't

Elliott is a wet blanket

I truly hate James (for personal reasons) but at least he noticed the grammatical errors on the board and I have to admire that.

Sad for Elliott

Elliot is wetter than a lake

Let's see how well Elliott comes across on You're Fired

The lawyers always seem to get fired fairly early, don't they?

Oh. God.

Next week looks truly tragic.

I think I like Michaela

Oh cringe

Chipping

What an unlikeable lot they are this year. Liz is annoying but I am warming to her