The Apprentice, week 3

[dillite]

I can't be bothered to think of a title. Have loads of snacks but no booze. See you all at 9!

that looks shiit

Charles with the Glasses is very much shirking in the background isn't he?

Why do they have to use two Is?(am I thick enough to apply for next year?)

Boys plus Michaela looking better so far.
Robot wise - i 💞 Kuri - but not sure i'd actually one in my house! www.heykuri.com/

Does she keep saying underminded?

What a surprise, women are bickering

Siobhan is a sour-faced mighty mouth with a personal vendetta against Liz!

Bet the women lose today.

Almost as good as the robot ds had that was from China. It shot little runner bullets...

'Ok, nohhhhhh shit shit SHIT!!!' And us cackled an evil cackle. And muttered some other things we couldn't figure out. But it all sounds need rude.

That font! Those colours!

This is hideous.

Shiite! (double ii)

How have these people come so far in life without knowing you're from your? That designer sitting with them must have been tortured inside not being able to correct it and just having to copy it exactly from their own whiteboard.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Awwwww it fell over. Arf.

Jade looks like she will shank a witch. Or two.

Hideous pitch to john lewis

Actually quite like the logo SiiMON.

But cannot read the text underneath. Background is too dark!

Thank God somebody noticed "you are hand for life".

That robot knows how crap it is! And this pitch is utter bollocks....

Where is Harry hill she. You need him?

I have the subtitles on - or rather, can't work out how to turn them off. Jeffrii keeps making me criinge cringe.

Oh the girls are DIRE

Sorry, where is Harry Hill when you need him?

Simon was a toy from the 80s ffs! Still better than Jeffriiiiiiii though!!

Cringey pitch. Let's hope the next lot do better