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The80sweregreat · 23/09/2017 19:54

Is there a thread?

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Raahh · 24/09/2017 20:18

Can you imagine the Ronseal woman from yesterday, wearing white? Not a good combination.

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 24/09/2017 20:18

Maybe someone will bring out pleather eyebrows!!! Then they can stop drawing them on with magic markers!

The80sweregreat · 24/09/2017 20:18

Scarlett abused the privledge of wearing make up!

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dillite · 24/09/2017 20:18

DD is now singing Titanium at the top of her voice.

nancy75 · 24/09/2017 20:19

She'd be ok in white pleather, they could wipe her down with a squirt of jiff

The80sweregreat · 24/09/2017 20:19

Ronseal woman! Great nickname if she gets through.

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dillite · 24/09/2017 20:19

Most eyebrows already look like they are glued on using black cardboard, so they might as well bring out a pleather version.

ScaryMonstersAndSuoerCreeps · 24/09/2017 20:20

Platypus it's a he...... SAM. He was at college with Wilf last year!!! Smile

Raahh · 24/09/2017 20:20

My niece was wearing bright pink eyeshadow when I saw her yesterday. It matched her hair. She is 18, and has just started uni though. I think I had pink hair at some point during university (but I don't think it was intentionalGrin).

nancy75 · 24/09/2017 20:20

Fuzzy felt eyebrows are all the rage with the youth

The80sweregreat · 24/09/2017 20:20

Dermot looking hot.

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dillite · 24/09/2017 20:21

No amount of vanish or soaking would make anything Ronseal woman wore white again. Although vanish could have a great marketing campaign there if they managed to return her to her white state.

Raahh · 24/09/2017 20:21

It's Amy Whitehouse's ghost.

nancy75 · 24/09/2017 20:21

I have an aunt that looks like this, I pretend I don't know her

dillite · 24/09/2017 20:21

What on earth is that?

Raahh · 24/09/2017 20:21

She is going to get changed? Oh my.

dillite · 24/09/2017 20:22

SHE IS ACTUALLY GETTING CHANGED!

nicenewdusters · 24/09/2017 20:22

Is she all of Sharon's old skin etc sewn together ?

Raahh · 24/09/2017 20:22

nancy Grin

Raahh · 24/09/2017 20:22

She probably does need help, yes. But not just with getting changed.

dillite · 24/09/2017 20:23

What. The. Fuck?

nicenewdusters · 24/09/2017 20:23

It's Alice Cooper meets Chrissy Hynde

The80sweregreat · 24/09/2017 20:23

Alisha is missing a shoulder. Cut price dress.
This woman is tedious. We want singing, not this

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NoisyBrain · 24/09/2017 20:23

What a shocker, she's crap Hmm

dillite · 24/09/2017 20:24

nancy is your aunt named Susan?

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