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Telly addicts

X factor

472 replies

The80sweregreat · 23/09/2017 19:54

Is there a thread?

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TheWashingFairyatemyhamster · 24/09/2017 20:10

Holey obviously.

Raahh · 24/09/2017 20:11

dillite it did sound like he was in pain. And he nearly exploded.

The80sweregreat · 24/09/2017 20:11

Nerves? No, he cant sing.

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dillite · 24/09/2017 20:11

It looked like he was giving birth through his penis, he was so purple.

nicenewdusters · 24/09/2017 20:11

Naughty Mr Platypus your poor telly !

Raahh · 24/09/2017 20:12

Titanium is always a good one to belt out.

Why is she making that funny noise? Has she got a lisp?

dillite · 24/09/2017 20:12

She also sings as if she is about to drop dead. What's with all the breaks?

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 24/09/2017 20:12

She's ok, bit affected

nicenewdusters · 24/09/2017 20:12

dillite Grin I'd like to see that on One Born Every Minute.

NoisyBrain · 24/09/2017 20:13

I like her.

Raahh · 24/09/2017 20:13

dillite GrinGrin

This woman sounds awful. Such an affected voice. It's weird.

They will love it, won't they?

TheWashingFairyatemyhamster · 24/09/2017 20:13

I hate people who sing their s's like they're Steve McLaren pretending to be Dutch.

nicenewdusters · 24/09/2017 20:13

Nice voice but boring ?

nancy75 · 24/09/2017 20:14

Evening all! She gets a no from me just on the strength of that eyeshadow

NoisyBrain · 24/09/2017 20:14

Washing Grin

The80sweregreat · 24/09/2017 20:14

Platypus, oh dear.

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ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 24/09/2017 20:14

I know nicenewdusters! We only got it about 6 weeks ago and I luffed it very much. Silly drunken fool. He says he'll buy me a new one, but I know he can't really afford it.

nicenewdusters · 24/09/2017 20:15

That's a great description of the annoying "s" pronunciation, drives me mad.

ScaryMonstersAndSuoerCreeps · 24/09/2017 20:15

While I remember those of you who watch Undateables..... One of Wilf's friends is on tomorrow night......

The80sweregreat · 24/09/2017 20:16

Nancy, make up is in. Not to be worn with white though, think of the washing!

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ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 24/09/2017 20:17

Scary I watch it, will look out for him (her?)

nancy75 · 24/09/2017 20:17

Surely bright pink eyeshadow can never be in? That can't be acceptable even with pleather

NoisyBrain · 24/09/2017 20:17

At least she wasn't wearing All Of The Make Up like that girl Scarlett last night

nicenewdusters · 24/09/2017 20:17

Platypus Was it a tiny bit funny, or did you just want to kill him when he did it ?

nancy75 · 24/09/2017 20:18

Was she wearing make up or wattle & daube? I'm sure she had a muddy tinge

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