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X Factor - 16/17 September - auditions continue...

511 replies

Raahh · 16/09/2017 18:36

I'm currently at a party for my niece who is off to uni on Monday.

I have had a rubbish week. And been on antibiotics for a dental infection. so I need to make for things tonight.

See y'all later...

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SouthWestmom · 17/09/2017 20:54

Wow like who would have ever imagined this 😵

Raahh · 17/09/2017 20:54

He's very angsty. He might bust a blood vessel .

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AnneEyhtMeyer · 17/09/2017 20:54

Simon can see pound signs

ScaryMonstersAndSuoerCreeps · 17/09/2017 20:55

Wow!!! Much better than the first song!!!

MumBod · 17/09/2017 20:55

Not bad.

NoisyBrain · 17/09/2017 20:55

Well, this is better than his previous effort. Can't see him being very versatile though.

The80sweregreat · 17/09/2017 20:55

Mumbod, those catalogues are strange arnt they?
Elastic waists and tank tops feature a lot.

nancy75 · 17/09/2017 20:55

Is he James Arthur 's little bro?? no, his head would be the size of a pin

Scoose · 17/09/2017 20:55

But he's a born and bred scouser and everything. 😒

Raahh · 17/09/2017 20:55

Effortless? He nearly had a coronary!

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MumBod · 17/09/2017 20:56

He's going to struggle to make an emotional connection to a civil rights song.

Just saying.

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 17/09/2017 20:56

Ah, we've all done stupid things for the sake of entertainment....

nancy75 · 17/09/2017 20:56

And they won't ask him to do stupid things? Pleather kilts perhaps?

InigoTaran · 17/09/2017 20:56

Good advice from Simon!

Raahh · 17/09/2017 20:57

No- they have unleashed the child.

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The80sweregreat · 17/09/2017 20:57

His child is a little me. Bless him.

SouthWestmom · 17/09/2017 20:57

Yuk. Soooo staged. Wonder if they got paid.

NoisyBrain · 17/09/2017 20:57

Parenthood has definitely mellowed Simon. Did you see his face when the boy ran in? He went all mushy.

SouthWestmom · 17/09/2017 20:57

Oh I'm ever so 'umble

nancy75 · 17/09/2017 20:57

If you don't have a Nan you've got to use any family you can find

MumBod · 17/09/2017 20:58

Can anyone else remember Wagner?

Never did anything did he?

TheWashingFairyatemyhamster · 17/09/2017 20:58

He's shorter than Dermot?! The kid's a mini me of someone already mini.

MumBod · 17/09/2017 20:58

Never did anything stupid

nancy75 · 17/09/2017 20:58

I think Wagner did quite enoughGrin

NoisyBrain · 17/09/2017 20:59

MumBod I believe Wagner makes a tidy sum recording personalised Birthday greetings. Or so someone said on last week's thread.