X Factor - 16/17 September - auditions continue...

[Raahh]

I'm currently at a party for my niece who is off to uni on Monday.

I have had a rubbish week. And been on antibiotics for a dental infection. so I need to make for things tonight.

See y'all later...

I read about R Kelly having this harem of hostages but then the women said they were happy to be there. Sounded almost like he'd set up his own commune.

Platypus maybe they are saving the best ... for a bit.

not hopeful

nancy ejector seats are a great idea!

I suppose i could take ds2 to the show and sneak out up the pub while they are on.. Id find a way round it!

We really must get them to use live crocodiles , and a fiery pit, at the 6 chair challenge.

That would liven it up a bit. And then the people who think it's cruel would really have something to moan about.

Its only gone BGT. Are these people in the wrong place?,
Gary Barker..not a promising name.

This bloke seems ok but he needs his hair sorting out.

I have campaigned for a trap door for many years now ...

Wot, no Nan?

He's like Rob Beckett's brother.

I like Barry. He unsuitably boring and Non- unique. Lets See how the man in a bad outfit gets ob

Beardy gary barker.
Stick to the clubs mate.

He's doing very small dancing, it's like he's in a little box

Can't tell if he's good or not, the backing is too loud and overpowering.

That outfit looks like he got it out of a Sunday supplement.

He ain't no Bruno Mars!

His body looks like it belongs to a child.

Beardy ' no nan'
No hope.

Aw give him a chance. His voice is ok

Dermot's power stance.

I love this song.
But I hate this 'giving them another chance' shit.

get it right first time.

Amazing voice!

Bloody hell - did he just swap voices with someone?

Oh - the 'better song for you trick. Really is Britain's got talent

Is he James Arthur 's little bro??