Neighbours Thread - The Deelievers have hope - don't let us down again!

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I am so pathetically excited that Real Dee might be back this time. I'll help Sonya pack her bags.

Oohhj if you could go back in time, what would you change in Neighbours?

Josh wouldn't die.

That was so sad.

And of course Dee would have been real Dee, not Andrea.

I’d change the whole stupid Steph storyline-she wouldn’t have slept with Dan and got Toadie to lie about being the baby’s father. That ruined her character.

I'd have made Dee real (fuuuuuck offff Sonya)

Mark would have been really dead.

Paul would have married me.

Kate's hat would have been burned!

All Flo wants is some lovin' from Paul
She'd like in the sky so she'll felt him long haul
All Flo wants is to have him all night long
And maybe all the day if day if he hasn't rub away
She wants his sausage
She wants to sizzle
She wants to be covered in his special Paulie drizzle

And maybe all the day if day if he hasn't rub away

And maybe all the day if he hasn't run away

She wants to be covered in his special Paulie drizzle
Oh my shite, I'm doing the donkey laugh.

Paulie will never run away because I'm going to nick his wooden leg!

I was going to suggest where neighbours become good friends as the motto

All Flo wants is some lovin' from Paul
She'd like in the sky so she'll fly him long haul
All Flo wants is to have him all night long
And maybe all the day if he hasn't run away

She wants his sausage
She wants to sizzle
She wants to be covered in his special Paulie drizzle

Tied to the bed, see Paulie spread
That when Neighbours become good friends
Covered in cream, hear Flo's scream
That's when Neighbours become bed friends

All Paul wants is q chance to get a sleep
But Flo5is as insatiable as a whole flock of sheep
All Paul wants is to find his wooden leg
But Flo hid it well when she strapped him to the bed

He wants his leg
He wants his sleep
Paul has run out of his special Paulie drizzle

Tied to the bed, see Paulie spread
That when Neighbours become good friends
Covered in cream, hear Flo's scream
That's when Neighbours become bed friends

Did I miss something? How can Hamish afford flights for T-Twat? Surely he’s his real son worh shared dodgy accents...

I was thinking the same thing. The nurse refused to give him any more money and his card was refused before he drugged her?!

Also wouldn't most young people think Hamish was a bit weird for commenting on their relationships. Bit too intrusive.

Finn all over again

He has the nurses cards now. Used one to pay for the food for Pipper’s party,

That’s dumb. He knows the police are have an eye on her. And now her card is active. Surely he’s not that stupid...

He won't actually buy the tickets. He's a con man isn't he.

Karl's hilarious

I think he would as he wouldn’t trust Trevor/Terrance/Tristan or whatever he’s called to keep schtum unless he offs him.

He'll keep him hanging on until he buggers off in the boat.

Haven’t watched for ages. Feel like I need to catch up.

Jack is the worst actor since Mason. Remember Mason? Urgh.

He's so stiff and 'speaks his lines with appropriate facial gestures'.

He also seems to have forgotten that now he's no longer priest he can remove the giant stick from his colon.

It’s weird. I don’t think he was bad in Home and away so I’m thinking it’s a character choice.

Anyone know why the last few episodes they've said in the 'unmisssable drama' bit at the end 'see what happens in Paris' then we never do? Can't even see any Paris storylines coming. Or am I missing something?