Neighbours Thread - The Deelievers have hope - don't let us down again!

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

I am so pathetically excited that Real Dee might be back this time. I'll help Sonya pack her bags.

I am only going to say this once:

I thought Gary was sweet when he took Therese fishing.

I hate myself.

I'd rather a shag from Paul than go fishing with Gary.

I'm just jealous of Sasha because in real life she's dating Matt Page who is young enough to be my son but let's gloss over that sad fact.

Floella there is some very very wrong with you . Whenever I feel anything other than repulsion towards Gary I like to remind myself that he's dating Fifi Box (aka Brooke, Xanthe's mum) in RL. That and his horrible little piggy eyes wipe those sympathetic feelings right out until I'm back shouting 'Ha! Sit there on Therese and Paul's green velvet sofa of lurrrrve you great big numpty' at him.

When he was patting that sofa it felt like there would have been a stain in late night Neighbours.

Imagine if they ever did that 😂

The late night version not the stain

Floellabumbags and Gary,
Sitting on a bank
F. I. S. H. I. N. G.
First comes a mackerel
Then comes the ring
Then Flo is snoggong Gary
Co she's come unhinged

Yeah I like Gary too. I've said it before. I'll say it again. Paul's too little. Ha!

Whilst y'all are fighting ovEr Gary, I'm just gonna see if Ty needs help in the shower

Sleeping 😂

Can "Az" and David stay split up? He's like Orville and he's pissing me off.

David is so needy. Time for the return of Nate of his eyebrows maybe.

David is very whiny and pathetic. If he was so worried about his relationship with 'Az' why did he contact his boyfriend of 6 weeks' half-brother's biological father? No matter how much I liked someone, if they started interfering in my family to that extent after 6 weeks (ish - can't actually remember when they got together) I'd definitely consider them to be a bit...er....overinvested and stalkery.

He's a needy, interfering blockhead and he'd look good in the well.

It would have been weird enough if it had been Aaron's dad, or if Pipes had done it but that is bunny boiler level imo

Nate and his eyebrows can do one though. David is a total dweeb but at least he appears to actually like Aaron (ok, probably a little too much!). Nate always looked like he wanted the ground to open up and swallow him if they had to kiss or hold hands.

Frankly until they can bring themselves to have more gay characters than Aaron + [insert name of other gay main character] and Will the evil gay nurse who only turns up for a shift at Erinsborough Hospital if one of the gay characters is in an accident (must work for a very niche agency) Aaron is never going to get himself a decent boyfriend.

Mind you, if they had some gay women on the show it would be amusing to watch Mark's brain implode - "She's female, she lives on Ramsey Street, but I can't get engaged to her? Whaaaaat????"

Actually they could have a great marriage equality storyline if only Mark would get engaged again. He could refuse to marry until Aaron and David can get married. Of course, by the time they legalise marriage equality in Oz Mark would be engaged to someone completely different, but that doesn't matter. Sheila's still free...

Nate had one big strength. Digging big holes in his sleep. Useful for when the well is full.

Mog you make a good point there. A reserve well is pretty much essential in a world that contains both Jack and Elly.

Steph is gay. Sometimes. Even she wasn't immune from getting engaged to Mark.

He managed not to get engaged to his gay boss. Maybe that's his line. No work engagements.

What am I saying...as if he has a line 😂

I have to say I'm confused that he's not yet engaged to Elly.

Ah...that's his line!

Horses

Maybe a woman who needs to shower after getting some mess on her blouse is too high maintenance for mark

Mog

Maybe a woman who needs to shower after getting some mess on her blouse is too high maintenance for mark

I suspect it's just that he's the only diva in his relationships.

Maybe she laughed at his shrine to Kate; sparkly bowler hat pride of place.

Nah, you're right about the diva thing, but I'm fairly sure that even horses aren't safe from his desperation to get married.

I want you all to relax, take a few deep breaths and open your minds...

Tonight you will all dream of Gary wearing nothing but nipple tassels and Kate's sparkly bowler hat.