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Masterchef - is it wrong to fantasise about John Torode?

34 replies

MrsMuddle · 14/03/2007 19:31

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nickytwotimes · 14/03/2007 19:35

yes!!! i can't stand the look of distaste on his face whenever anything enters his mouth

McDreamy · 14/03/2007 19:35

yes i think it probably is

nickytwotimes · 14/03/2007 19:35

actually, if you are Mrs Torode, you can

DeviousDaffodil · 14/03/2007 19:36

I find him strangely attractive....

BethBoo · 14/03/2007 19:37

Ohh hun.. I've just Googled the guy. Soooo wrong!! But hey he can cook!

McDreamy · 14/03/2007 19:37

no I think even she doesn't she just married him coz she can't cook!

McDreamy · 14/03/2007 19:38

sorry Mrs Muddle! Try googling Patrick Dempsey mmmmmmmm

MrsMuddle · 14/03/2007 19:39

I wish I was Mrs Torode, Nicky!

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McDreamy · 14/03/2007 19:40

aawww can't you cook either MrsM

BethBoo · 14/03/2007 19:42

Patrick Dempsey? Whats with the hair!!

themaskedposter · 14/03/2007 19:44

poor Greg .. what about Greg???

NotanOtter · 14/03/2007 19:44

no he is yum

ENTP · 14/03/2007 19:45

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DeviousDaffodil · 14/03/2007 19:48

What is so bad about Torode?
I don't understand?

puffling · 14/03/2007 19:49

It is wrong! His face screams w**r!! and if he and his fat mate use the phrase 'plate of food' again .....

zippitippitoes · 14/03/2007 19:52

they have a vocabulay of about ten words and why does everyone inclduing the presenters sweat so much..that is grim

and torodes hair is so trying to be young he looks like richard madely another sex god

NotanOtter · 14/03/2007 19:53

zippi no!!!! r madely is a eunuch amoungst men

happystory · 14/03/2007 19:54

I'm with you MrsMuddle, I used to have a thing about him when he was on Richard n Judy. he's luvvverly...

zippitippitoes · 14/03/2007 19:55

should have been an irony emoticon there

which is not really this

BethBoo · 14/03/2007 20:03

But NotanOtter Richard had stubble the other day!! Sureley he is a God amongst men!!

NotanOtter · 14/03/2007 21:17

he is the least sexy man on tv

zippitippitoes · 14/03/2007 21:22

oh no mr i have a trim waist so i tuck edmonds must be surely

DimpledThighs · 14/03/2007 21:42

yes - very very wrong

Tinker · 14/03/2007 21:44

I like him. I like his chubby cheeks and come-to-bed eyes

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