Masterchef - is it wrong to fantasise about John Torode?

[MrsMuddle]

jowls and bags

lol zippi. I should stress that I do not, however, fantasise about him.

Eurgh!!! I've just spat out my hot choc in disgust

yes - now Gregg ... that is a different story - yum, yum, yum. The way he eats with such passion and gusto you can bet he is enthusiastic about other stuff too ...

Oh, it's SO wrong!

He'd be standing at the end of the bed, shouting, a bit sweatily, "MrsMuddle, I'm liking you've had your legs waxed, but we have seen SO much better from you with regard to the fanjo trim. Frankly, I'm disappointed"

and did you see what he was wearing tonight?

revolting sport jacket/jeans combo

puke!

Hasn't he got 4 children? So he's obviously, erm, fit for purpose

PMSL, Hunker!! I'm obviously in a minority in thinking that he's distinctly shaggable, then.