Big Brother Pre-Season Thread - Gather ye PWBs & stockpile the Magnums!

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Just saw the new eye!!! It can't be long PWBs!

www.mirror.co.uk/tv/big-brother-2017-reality-tv-10402018

I've got the JCB in for a service and pre-ordered the brain bleach

Anyone heard any rumours?

I officio declare Enrique this seasons Sole enemy

Hey can I join? My RL friends all scorn the all seeing eye nowadays. Are the residents entering in pairs this year?

Welcome Circle
We are now your friends
Be not afraid

Well only of Sole

And do not forget your new registration number which will be issued soon I've no doubt.

En your list is immense and very beautiful

Have missed you blinkin' lot
Who are we missing?

Thanks Scoop

Now we have
@AnneEhytMeyer
@ The First Poster on The Thread
@IllBeAtTheSpa
@SoleBizzz (3 Zs, third place) grin
@Only1Scoop
@NoCapes
@BlackCelebration
@pippitysqueakity
@RubyJack
@FelixFelix
@tiffanysfanny
@Haggisfish
@StilaOnTheWrongPlane
@WaitrosePigeon
@Stillhungryy
@ChoccyJules
@Redcrayons
@SinisterBumFacedCat
@darksideofthemooncup
@CircleofWillis (official number pending)

I'm going to name change, I can't spend a whoe series being on the wrong side of Sole

En - you've got the spelling of my name wrong, so I'm not getting the notifications! the h and y are the wrong way round.

Stop looking at oak furniture catalogues and concentrate!!

Welcome Circle! Make yourself at home!

Oh bugger, sorry Miss and then I copied and pasted. Whoops.
Fixed the list

@AnneEyhtMeyer
@ The First Poster on The Thread We all know who that was
@IllBeAtTheSpa
@SoleBizzz (3 Zs, third place)
@Only1Scoop
@NoCapes
@BlackCelebration
@pippitysqueakity
@RubyJack
@FelixFelix
@tiffanysfanny
@Haggisfish
@StilaOnTheWrongPlane
@WaitrosePigeon
@Stillhungryy
@ChoccyJules
@Redcrayons
@SinisterBumFacedCat
@darksideofthemooncup
@CircleofWillis (official number pending, waiting on Sole )

What's up Sole?

Circle the article Anne linked to says something about pairs, but until it starts, who knows?

Solester I've spent the whole week crafting you an extremely beautiful and useful clipboard.
Please await delivery

EN - you are the queen of the lists!

Have we got a start date yet?

Anothe link..

www.tellymix.co.uk/reality-tv/big-brother/310313-big-brother-2017-cast-full-former-reality-telly-stars.html

Hi PWB's - I admit to being somewhat absent in the last series but am determined to keep up this time! I even found my membership number vjit"^99/#@48974 however, as they no longer have crying smiley or devil's face, I've added my own

when is it back?

Helloooo all,

Can I join please ? Ive watched every one since the launch in 1999 !!!! Im far too old for it and scorned reguarly so I must have a home here instead

Peaky - well we do have very strict entry criteria.

Do you like ice cream based snacks?
Do you know when the Oakland Furniture sale is ending ? trick question

Welcome, we're all old enough to know better. You're amongst friends.

From the Tellymix link
In recent years Big Brother has (sadly) become known for casting Z-list reality stars in favour of everyday folk
Oh deep joys then, a houseful of fame hungry unknowns again

@The80sweregreat
Don't think the start date's confirmed yet.

@patchworkpolly I'm very impressed by your making up finding your membership number

@peakyblinder, welcome. I'm in just the same boat as you. How are you getting on with the membership criteria? and more importantly have you read the threads before, are you up to speed with all the absolute shite we talk intellectually challenging debate and hilarious in jokes? If not, just ask

Peaky - welcome. It is also important to appreciate the joys of JCBs, drink Pussy Pop and know the importance of tasty snacks.

Make yourself at home.

Cheers PWB'S

I'm awaiting my registration number with excitement.
Um... what does it do? Does it let me use the manager's photocopier, sleep in the company owned penthouse and let me into the secret snack cupboard? I can't wait to try the pussy pop!

Seen the trailers

Thank you for thread

I misread that as the secret pussy cupboard!!