Big Brother Pre-Season Thread - Gather ye PWBs & stockpile the Magnums!

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Just saw the new eye!!! It can't be long PWBs!

www.mirror.co.uk/tv/big-brother-2017-reality-tv-10402018

I've got the JCB in for a service and pre-ordered the brain bleach

Anyone heard any rumours?

And what was he like Sole?

Ooooh my favourite people . . .the PWB'S
🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊

What is a PWB?

I'm really excited about the new series. Summer is coming!

Oh it is so brilliant to have the PWB gang back together! It seems an absolute age since CBB.

I know we've got ages to go, but what the hell - crack open the Pussy Pop and lets have a party!

It's rumoured to be delayed because of the election

Hopefully this year I can keep a NN to stay recognisable and it's not as boring that they cut it short

Waitrose - a few years ago a troll called us Posh Whore Bitches. We adopted the name, so PWBs.

Black we were walking through Birmingham City centre decades ago. We heard American voice ask where black cans were. Shock to turn around and see this very tall, huge man behind us. Really polite and gentle.

Wahey!
...can I add to Anne's list that we require no electrical items, they have to boil water on a stove for tea and there should be only one hour's hot water a day. Like in the good old days.

Yes Choccy! And make their own bread!

Oh and let them get bored.

No washing machine. . . . Let them wash their pants in the bath 👍👍

Wahay! It's coming It's been sooooooooo long.

I'm adding a shopping list chalkboard to my wish list.

Nice one Sole.

When's it start?

When's it start?
When's it start? When's it start? When's it start? When's it start?

Sin!!!!

Oh, this thread warms the cockles of my heart! I love the PWBs!

Posh Whore Bitches, that is hilarious.

I'm going to see if I can find the original PWB were born thread. It was very funny.

Any luck scoop ? I'm guessing it must be about 2013 or 2014

Just had a search and the earliest I can find references to it is summer 2014, but we are already calling ourselves it by then. I can't find the original thread, which is a shame.

So we've been PWBs for at least 3 years!

I remember the PWB thread like it was yesterday. 3 years?!!

Signing in!

I luffs these peeps

The call went out from @AnneEhytMeyer and the PWBs answered. IFPWBs no less IF=intellectually feeble to clarify the troll's further insult)

@ The First Poster on The Thread
@IllBeAtTheSpa
@SoleBizzz (3 Zs, third place)
@Only1Scoop
@NoCapes
@BlackCelebration
@pippitysqueakity
@RubyJack
@FelixFelix
@tiffanysfanny
@Haggisfish
@StilaOnTheWrongPlane
@WaitrosePigeon
@Stillhungryy
@ChoccyJules
@Redcrayons
@SinisterBumFacedCat
@darksideofthemooncup

all answered the call and are mustered ready and willing

We have the JCB warming up, Dino is waiting in the shadows, the portacabin freezer is Choc-a-Block full of Magnums, extra industrial fridges have been shipped in to make sure the copious supply of Pussy Pop is optimum temperature at all times - day and night.

This year I've put in a request for a naice piece of oak furniture (only if it can be purchased in a super discount sale) and a bumper pack of earplugs in anticipation of the X Factor rejects entering the house.

I think there's also a purchase order for a brand new heavy duty clipboard for @SoleBizzz and I think she might need it for all the membership £@%%^//sssBB?

En - steady now, the chances of a sale at a quality oak furniture retailer is very remote.