Oh god, I always watch big brother and always feel hopeful at the start of each series. And always feel kind of empty after watching it. Am so naive...always feel disappointed at the calibre of 'contestants' - appalling language, think it's hilarious to be dim, propelled by the modern reality tv notion that you should, ahem, speak your mind and if someone is offended it's their problem, just being real blah no!
And it's so noisy. When I turn the telly off afterwards I sigh in relief. Feel like I'm 71, not 31.
And why are so many ex EOTB people on it? When Megan McKenna went on the "celeb" version off the back of her stint?
Think I need to stop watching these drossy programmes. But I really like Emma and Rylan, they're a bit wasted on this I feel.
Think the only people I like are the married couple.
The whole show makes me feel despairing.
Channel 5 think we like watching explosive arguments, sex and basic demoralisation of young wannabes. I don't! I like watching shy people come out of their shells, people being nice to each other and trying to rub along, funny people like Anna and Brian back in the day.
Boooooo. Just massive boooo. I give it no more than 48 hours before they have a task of who said what horrible shit about who and have An Explosive Row With Strong And Offensive Language.
Tut.