Big Brother Pre-Season Thread - Gather ye PWBs & stockpile the Magnums!

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Just saw the new eye!!! It can't be long PWBs!

www.mirror.co.uk/tv/big-brother-2017-reality-tv-10402018

I've got the JCB in for a service and pre-ordered the brain bleach

Anyone heard any rumours?

Congrats Sin!

However, I'm a bit gutted that we have had two PWB weddings in one weekend and neither of you asked us to be bridesmaids. We've got our own dresses, it wouldn't have cost you anything.

Congratulations Sin x flowers 💐 🎂 🎂 🍷

I have an oversized denim jacket . . . I may wear it as a cape tomorrow

Redcrayons There's still a chance for Scotland

Andrew is from Scotland

I sent an outraged message to the Independent the other day for an article that read "the UK and Scotland"

Firstly, we are still hanging in there in the U.K. And secondly it was an article on gay marriage so no not all the uk is it legal

I wore no bra! Like a housemate!

I forgot about Andrew. He's probably not going in though.

Michelle Mone-a-like wants the young fella

Anne

Wonder if PWB'S favourite, impressions guy is already perfecting the Nigerian laugh

TBH I'm a bit put out too....they didn't even book our wedding 'transport'

My bra was industrial strength - no accidental flashing that day.

Sorry anne I didn't have any

It would be great if it really were Michelle Mone - she could make them all bras from tea towels and coat hangars.

Thank god !

Some people are so rude, Scoop, they think it is all about them.

...bridesmaids that is.

Well it's not even the Great British Big Brother House now

Thats my little corner of the world well represented!

Another monosyllabic nonentity.

I'm so sorry but you all dodged a bullet, I would have insisted on match Fake Ass Posh White Bitch tattoos on all your ankles!

I hate them all, there's been a crap twist, they've put z-list wannabees into normal BB, there are people who know each other in there, and I will lay money on there not being a proper shopping task.

So, nothing new in the PWB universe.

I KNEW I'd seen Joe before. He owns (or owned) Bobby's Bar in Tenerife and I think he was in a show about Club Reps some years ago. A complete knob if memory serves correct

Oh lordy im gonna spend bb like this this year

Yeah but dont use big words when you speak to tom !

Tenerife Uncovered! Thank you google