Big Brother Pre-Season Thread - Gather ye PWBs & stockpile the Magnums!

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Just saw the new eye!!! It can't be long PWBs!

www.mirror.co.uk/tv/big-brother-2017-reality-tv-10402018

I've got the JCB in for a service and pre-ordered the brain bleach

Anyone heard any rumours?

That Dirty Dancng remake looks terrible.

Wine and baileys here

4 weeks till holiday and I'd be kidding myself if I thought I could slim for it!

Thick-American-Thinks-He's-An-Intellectual Alert!!!!

Raph sounds a knob

Ive got some strawberries, peppermint tea and a piddly little bag of popcorn

Keith and Paddy Dirty Dancing was much better

Oh dear

How can he have watched every series? He's 22!

Ive got some jeans the same colour as his shorts

Does anyone remember the "intellectual" American from last year? He lasted long....

I really want some cheese and biscuits. I think I might have to have some.

They are going to eat him alive.

Gosh those steps are slightly precarious

Ooo cheese & biscuits....

Launch night has different rules to a normal Monday. We need the stamina!

Mandy won't like anyone who forgets to say
'her mum, noooooo, you just simply can't be old enough'

True Sin. It wouldn't be Launch Night without wine.

She was on ex on the beach she lasted a day

Oh my days - the eyebrows!

I've seen her on something I'm sure

She did this awful waaaaaaaaahhhh sound

W.T.F.

Why the hell do they do that to their lips!

Poundshop mercedes mcqueen

Also please send YouTube videos of how to properly apply lipstick