Big Brother Pre-Season Thread - Gather ye PWBs & stockpile the Magnums!

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Just saw the new eye!!! It can't be long PWBs!

www.mirror.co.uk/tv/big-brother-2017-reality-tv-10402018

I've got the JCB in for a service and pre-ordered the brain bleach

Anyone heard any rumours?

Another annoying one.

Oh here she is . . . Mrs shit taste in men !

Thick as they come

It's been foul here weatherwise all day - yes please, take some of our rain.

Tchuh can't open the fizzy - even I can do that with a weak grip.

My favourite pastime is imagining myself in their outfits for a chuckle.

Ex on the beach reject

At least £1000 of that hair will be strewn all over the house by the weekend

She's got a great figure though

at scoop No, just no - the world is not ready for that image.

scoop

A lice island!

Madly in love = under the duvet with the stripper by the weekend.

Love

Blue I think you had it right first time

I like Sue!

I'd take sue over the others definitely

I like Sue too.

So, does that last one know the male "detective" chappie?

I've hit the galaxy sea salt caramel

That sounds lush!

Do you think people just sign up with 5/MTV and do every possible show they can with them?

Geordie Shore, Ex on the Beach, BB, that makeover thing

Dirty dancing remake??

I've had half a bottle of wine, Sinister. On a Monday! (who am I trying to kid with the face?

Brazil nuts here, and a glass of water with lemon and ice.