Neighbours Thread - Just Say No to the Limber Ladybird

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Therese - wake up and open your eyes and arms to Paul!

Run, Paige, Run!! Mark only wants you for the contents of your womb!

What is with the creepy men at the minute? Finn, Mark, Jack & Gary make my skin crawl.

Where were the other staff or does Elli run school single handedly.

Why did she even need a shower? Maybe I have really low hygiene standards but she got a bit of cream on her top & a tiny bit in her hair - I'd have just wiped it off with a damp tissue & changed my top.

Yes, the shower was just an excuse for a silly storyline! And why on earth hasn't Yashvi gone and sorted out her little sister's bully?

I've been away so got some catching up to do. Just dropping in a wee place mark so I don't lose you all as we near the end of the thread.

Is Gabezilla a teenager yet?

Agreed. She totally didn't need a shower, just a change of top. Ridiculous storyline.

Suspect the Karl and Susan thing will have just been him getting carried away buying cheap fake goods.

Not a teenager, but Steph thought she heard him talking. Now she thinks she's having a breakdown. No one has pointed out that he's the size of a 10 month old and it's not beyond the realms of possibility that he could say 'Mama'...

Obviously Steph's health difficulties have caused Jack not one iota of concern and so he's pursuing a relationship with her doggedly despite her being unsure, him being the father of a small baby, and the issue of small children having loomed fairly large in the most difficult points in her life. But who cares eh? Jack's horny...

I have to admit that my first thought was that Karl had been either cheating or flirting with a ladyboy as that is what I associate with Thailand. Obviously he wouldn't have realised until it was too late that it was actually a bloke

My guess is that Karl arranged for a private massage in their room without realising what it was code for.

AGnu are you Elly? :o

Well I was certainly way out with my guess :)

Jack slept with a woman who had just fallen out of the sky, so he doesn't seem to see medical issues as a barrier to getting his end away.

I love what Karl did! Saying his wife had had an accident! Perfect!

I find the Steph/jack storyline so weird!! I hope they don't turn him into a man whore!

Jack's horny...

I've just eaten

I can't stand Jack now, he's gone beyond creepy and pervy. He was a devoted Catholic priest up til 5 mins ago and presumably believed in the whole no sex before marriage thing etc, and he supposedly only left to be a good father to Gabezilla, so why is he jumping into bed with Steph , without so much as a doubt or qualm?! He's also the worst actor on the show, the dog delivers his lines with more feeling.

Totally agree about Jack, it's not in his character imo and no strings sex, just no.

Didn't like Sheila's behaviour either. Karl should have rang Susan to warn her.

Jack has very quickly abandoned his Catholic values.

Caught up!

Too many love triangles, too much music and too many drone and arty shots. What's happened!?!

Surely Willow must be coming back. Even if it's next year with a different head. Or just when Toadie and Sonya are sorted so they can formally adopt her.

Loved Paul admitting her loves Terese like we didn't know I think it'll be on the cards. I think Nick will help her but screw her/someone over in another way and Paul will save her from the shame of her dastardly brother. Or Paul will be set to stop the wedding in October, limping up the aisle or leaving her a plane ticket to run away with him for two weeks on her dressing table the morning of the wedding after they kiss at her hen do.

Also someone mentioned Nick getting a love interest. I bet it's Amy. That's exactly the kind of twatty thing she'd do. She and Mark need to get together and enjoy a judgy, beige bliss.

It might be...

I hate Amy. Paul absolutely cannot be her real dad. He'd never have a child so sanctimonious.

I feel sorry for the actress. She looks lovely, and they make her wear those weird hot pant/checked shirt/desert boot 'I'm a female tradey' combos all the time, and have made her character throroughly unlikeable. And as if that wasn't enough she has to learn double the lines cos they've saddled her with a ventriloquist's doll as her child. All of her storylines end up with her being dumped unceremoniously in humiliating fashion. Maybe she's not as nice as she looks and all the writers hate her...

Was it Georgia who Nick tried to seduce last time?

Yes @woodhill I'm pretty sure it was.

Surprising turn of events today!

"But Gabe is still so little..."

Sonya & Toadie were good today. I like their intense conversations & it was nice to have them reference various things from their relationship rather than only seeming to remember the last 6 months!

Yeah, I remember Nick buying Georgia ballet tickets and Kyle feeling like a bogan.

Just watched today's ep. OMG! Andrea? Dee? And who was that guy? Ahhhhhh! I need to know now