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Masterchef - the saga continues

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Halsall · 14/04/2017 20:53

New thread for all bavwaa devotees

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Halsall · 03/05/2017 20:31

Inexplicable Mozart backing track for this bit

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squoosh · 03/05/2017 20:31

Mansplaining twat is exactly what he is!

ellenanora5 · 03/05/2017 20:32

What a difference to the usual pasta bake

squoosh · 03/05/2017 20:33

Yes the musical accompaniment is unusual!

Halsall · 03/05/2017 20:33

Oooh Vivaldi now Grin

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Xmasbaby11 · 03/05/2017 20:34

It all looks amazing! I'm so hungry now especially for the chocolare torte. They are all very talented.

Halsall · 03/05/2017 20:34

Cos they is arty luvvie types innit

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squoosh · 03/05/2017 20:34

I think Gregg came in his pants after shouting 'PUDS PUDS PUDS'

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 03/05/2017 20:34

Bread pudding lovely and wobbly. The hazelnut torte -ooooh. Apart from bloody amaretto crumb.

GrouchyKiwi · 03/05/2017 20:36

Mmmm desserts look delicious.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 03/05/2017 20:36

Off topic, but that Italian guy that plays the beardy doctor. Ooooof.

fourquenelles · 03/05/2017 20:37

squoosh you have an unhealthy fascination with Greg(g)'s bodily fluids

you luv him,you want to kiss him

Halsall · 03/05/2017 20:37

I have to say, that must be the best mass catering challenge in all my centuries of slagging off critiquing Masterchef

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fourquenelles · 03/05/2017 20:38

Agree Halsall that was amazing cooking

ellenanora5 · 03/05/2017 20:38

They all did brilliant, certainly better than some tent challenges we've seen

I thought the blue team would win

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 03/05/2017 20:40

Yeah all that Marcus love fools no one. Your Gregg's girl.

Who do we reckon? Hard call.

Xmasbaby11 · 03/05/2017 20:40

Agree Halsall! Blue did better but red still did very well. Preferred Blue menu though.

squoosh · 03/05/2017 20:41

Oh God four maybe I fancy Gregg 😥

Halsall · 03/05/2017 20:41

Hmmmmm...maybe Brodie (Brody? Not sure how he spells himself). But mainly because he exasperates me, sorry Brody/ie

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Xmasbaby11 · 03/05/2017 20:41

Hope Alison isn't losing her nerve. She's been solid so far.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 03/05/2017 20:41

Yeah, I'll eat my words, it was excellent.

Xmasbaby11 · 03/05/2017 20:43

I think Brody is winging it and won't last much longer. I can't forgive that first round - was he the liver curry contestant?

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 03/05/2017 20:44

Brodie for me too, mainly because he's the most posh English person from Scotland I've ever seen.

fourquenelles · 03/05/2017 20:44

Another bloody curry Brodie? One trick pony much?

Halsall · 03/05/2017 20:45

Another curry, ffs Brody/ie! NO!

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