Masterchef - the saga continues

[Halsall]

New thread for all bavwaa devotees

Ooo yes he is Cag. There'd be no messing. plus Squoosh has got Marcus locked up in her love dungeon.

I don't love Jay. He has childbearing hips. Can't stand that on a man.

I thought two would have gone as well..

Grimacing Gregg the Gurning Grocer is getting more and more insufferably pretentious with every episode. The way he patronises the contestants, you'd think he had an idea what he was talking about.

I just read on another thread that Jay is Claire Raynors son, never knew that

He is indeed, ellen, there's a big family resemblance I think! I saw him once when I was on my way somewhere in London. He's not a small guy but then I guess that's no surprise 😂

Don't stand on the left for the promo pictures!

Or be in the Blue Apron team!

Ye I can see it now Halsall, he's very like her.

One more to go tonight, it's after flying by really

What ho! Anyone watching tonight? I'm a bit annoyed to find it's only on for half an hour.

I hate rhubarb

Hi Halsall, yep quick episode tonight

Evening all.

I hate rhubarb. But I love beetroot.

I'm not keen either, tbh, ellen. But I would eat it. Unlike beetroot, for which I'd have to be tied to a chair and force-fed.

Giovanna looks like a person from a Renaissance portrait.

I quite like beetroot to Grouchy

Made a complete mess of roasting it once mind you

Can I be the first tonight to utter the traditional cry of FUCK OFF, GREGGGG?

Thank you so much.

That is all.

Gross. Apricots.

The number of times I say that per episode, Halsall.

Seconded Halsall

I find Lyndsay a bit annoying

Me too, ellen.

I've said it before but the only way to eat cauliflower is with a bucket of cheese sauce

Brody's sounds yummy.

I feel bad about this, but I want to shake Brodie. He just seems.....wet.

italic fail

I know what you mean Halsall, I wouldn't mind if him or Lyndsay went tonight

Fuck off Gregg!!!