Masterchef - the saga continues

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Even steves looks meh.

Big man? Patronising git.

Sorry to hear that ellen. Hope you're both able to settle soon.

Didn't like that 'big man' comment. Patronising twat!

In Scotland they're obsessed with separating men into the Big Man or Wee Man categories.

Farewell to Fumbi, IMO.

Yup, surely

And Tom falls into Wee Man land. Fumbi?

I think that was the right decision

Yep. Fair but I shall miss looking at him.Sigh.

Big man is a term of affection in Scotland. Not patronising at all!

Yeah, Big Man pretty standard, especially for Edinburgh in my experience.

Will miss the lovely Fumbi.

Hope to see you live tomorrow but I am volunteering at a local beer festival so may not be back home in time (hic!)

I used to go out with a guy whose neighbour was called Wee Man. 😅😅

Sorry have not read 22 pages but I can't stand Greg Wallace. What does he know! ? Also cannot forget the quote from an ex wife that all he left was his porn collection, he make my skin creep😱

Oh that sound fun four, enjoy! 🍺🍺🍺

Oh Jenny! As if Gregg wasn't gross enough. Now I'm picturing him having a vigorous wank over a mag. His worst pudding eating orgasm face on and the lenses on his specs steaming up...

Fucksake, squoosh. You're the worst!*

*Apart from Gregg.

😢😢😢

I'm sorry. Gregg made me do it

I'll probably forgive you, squoosh. Horror drives many a person to do terrible things.

Thanks everyone, he has had a lot of physio and OT lately and I think it took it's toll, poor chap

And I now feel sick after reading that about Greg (puke)

Happy volunteering fourqs you lucky duck

Oh Jesus just read what you posted squoosh, I'm having an attack of the vapours now ( I need to lie down)

I'm still chortling over squoosh's horrific vision.

Alas, won't be with you tonight, as real life has had the temerity to interfere with my Masterchef-watching. Might just duck in towards the end, but have fun. Not so much that your glasses steam up, though.

Evening MasterCheffers. Alas for no Fumbi.