Neighbours Thread - At this rate Mark will be in love with Sheila by Easter

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Does the man never talk to a woman without falling in love?

Still holding out hope for RealDee, but hopes fading fast...

Is there a reason why Tyler and Piper don't move in with Paige

Would you want to move in with Paige?

Perhaps because I'm in a pretty miserable frame of mind right now anyway, but I'm finding the constant snarking and sniping between bloody everyone so wearing at the moment.

I'm tempted to stop watching but it's Neighbours, I really hope it perks up a bit soon!

MiddleClassProblem I was hoping that Paige drinking magic mushroom tea would be that incident! I'm rather bored with the backpackers storyline now...

tobee Finn really is creepy! Though there's no "sinister music" when he's on screen, which is usually the indicator that someone is up to no good

Surely Finn will light up a capstan's unfiltered then we'll know he's a wrongun cos only the evil smoke fags

I would rather live with Sonya than Paige.

Once school officially raise concerns about Piper's living arrangements I'm sure Paige will open her long-lost mum's house up for her runaway half-sister to shack up with her boyfriend/Paige's ex/Paige's ex's brother.

I thought the same about Jack turning into Mark. It's creepy. Also, Paige & Jack seem very couply for a priest & his illegitimate baby's mum who are supposed to be just friends...

Yes Jack was most unpleasant today.

Don't like Mark either.

Sorry, I'm Paige over Sonya any day. Sonya would be "giving advice" all the time. If I had a veg out day she'd be nagging. Meh. And I bet her house smells earthy like Paige's tea. Plus Paige now bakes. I could use some cake right now.

Finn's eyes are eerie. I keep thinking he's a baddie in X-Men.

He's a very underwhelming new character.

Finn! He's a blast from Elly's dodgy past!

Meh

Finn! He's not very trustworthy and may not be who he seems

Yawn

Finn! He has an aneurysm in his brain and may die at any time

NO ONE CARES!!!!!

I'm beginning to look back nostalgically at Therese's evil doctor brother. At least he did stuff (including to dull Georgia woo hoo).

If he was on Home and Away he'd be out of prison by now....

Hating Sheila today. If my dm started to dictate to me about dd I'd tell her to butt out. Grow a pair Gary!

Ok, who else was shouting out "Drink, drink, drink!" to Sonya today. I know, very bad, but it's not real life. 👹

Kind of hating everyone in Neighbours right now.

It'll be Finn's aneurysm that makes him do bad stuff. Eventually it'll burst, probably while being confronted about his shenanigans, & he'll be rushed into surgery where Karl will single-handedly save him. When he wakes he'll be equally dull but nice. Hopefully he & Ellie will get together & she'll go with him when he decides to rid himself of bad karma by teaching in a randomly selected third world country.

Ooh Tobee something to look forward to later 😈😈

Oh, Agnu! That's totally it! Why didn't I see that! Or Elly won't be able to trust him despite the brain thing and he'll end up with Amy.

You've cracked it Agnu!

AGnu there is a "brain tumour makes person behave out of character" storyline in Home and Away, so I had suspected similar in Neighbours

Hating Paul being the dad.
Actually, hating the entire programme just now.

Please let his head burst soon

My husband walked in to the room during the two sonyas bit and asked why neighbours had gone all Fight Club

Bloody hell Susan, make sure you don't walk out of a room in front of Finn without a stab vest for your back. He's not very credible as a villain, Neighbours has had very much better.

Has Finn got a theme tune like Callum's evil dad? I actually loved the nasty Sonya shouting at Steph

You just know this Sonya shit is going to be heavy and looong.

I've read 3 words in spoilers that suggest it is not all going to be doom and gloom.

Also, initially I was far too grossed out by Terese and Gary to view them as a couple but now the EE has eased I'm just looking at them like a dog with its head cocked. It makes no sense. They only seem to have got back together to create another avenue of tension for when Brooke comes back and a few sausage innuendos.

Agreed it's particularly bad at the mo, no sympathetic characters at all nowadays. No fun! (Except I've always had a soft spot for Paul and loved him and Gail at the beginning!)

*EE? Ew