Neighbours Thread - At this rate Mark will be in love with Sheila by Easter

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Does the man never talk to a woman without falling in love?

Still holding out hope for RealDee, but hopes fading fast...

Yeah, twins but clearly two eggs rather than a split one.

Are there really so few Japanese actors in Australia that Jasmine and Kim are the best they could find?! Blimey!

Was Kim this shot the first time around?

*shit

My iPhone really nags about swearing

i don't remember her first time round but than i was only 8 or 9

Isn't David and Leo's mum the most appalling actress?! I think I've only seen one facial expression so far.

Yeah but at least it's her winning smile, lottie

She looks like a rabbit caught in headlights permanently.

She looks terrified!

It's almost as though she is constantly thinking 'Acting! Shit! I'm not very good at acting....maybe if I stand really still and look a bit surprised no one will work it out...'

Am still at work feeling like I've achieved very little today so am pleased to have made a stranger on the Internet spur their wine out.

Wine...sigh.

Or spit it out.

If I had wine maybe I could spell...

Urgh that whiny twin mums voice is getting on my nerves so much

Mama Tanaka is constantly on the edge of tears. She went to the same acting school as Madison.

Mum Tanaka constantly looks like 😳

DD1 has just pointed out that Mama T looks like a Japanese version of MIL. Which she actually does. How strange.

😂 Madison the cardboard cut out

Surely Mama T couldn't have had sex with either Scott or Paul? She looks old enough to be their mother.

Ive my fingers crossed hoping for a return of scott!

I think it'll be a Paul ONS at the formal. Think David will go to stop the cousins having sex and then Paul will be like "actually..."

The casual pan from Paul to Amy and Leo etc.

Exactly Anne.

Also I think it is just not credible. It also spoils the nostalgia of teenage sweethearts Scott and Charlene.

But just how many children can Paul have? He will have his own football team soon.

I'm thinking it's Paul.

I think it's bound to be Paul - makes a relationship between Leo and Amy impossible. And surely would explain the concern that Jasmine has about the possibility that Leo could own Lassiters?

I have thought it was Paul for a while, I figured out the connection to Kim and 'Brad' when they were trying to talk to that Bradley man. However, Kim was only 15 at the time of the first storyline and I just cannot see Paul sleeping with her.
I am suddenly wishing we were two weeks behind still so I could just watch it all online!