THE VOICE- the auditions are still blind, the acts are tone deaf ***8pm***

[Raahh]

This week, Linda Lusardi's daughter is auditioning. Apparently.

Once again, my children have taken over so I can't link to the song choices, but I did notice someone is actually singing a J -hud song. Which is either bravev or stupid.

And the Shit Shine show has thrown me by starting early. A group of lads are currently singing with olly Murs, dressed in brightly coloured suits, like the Dorothys/Nancys all did.

I have wine, and fruit gums.

Damn, no dungeon

Shes off to buy a big knife

Well, that started promisingly then it all went a bit wrong

That was awful.

JHud must be sick of that dress right now!

This one already looks like she's been dead for a few days. Shame Gav can't see her.

Shit, has anyone told her to check her lip colour? Doesn't blue mean you're dead?

Hey!! Why aren't they turning tonight to tell them that they were brilliant?

Didn't purple lipstick go out of fashion in the 80s??

Noisy

Gav will smell her. Hes attuned to the smell of rotting flesh

This is rather awful

Tizzy, new rules. If nobody turns then they have to slink off without anyone seeing them.

Where do you even buy dairy milk purple lipstick?

Shes sung in about 7 different styles so far

Screech screech screech. Bloody awful

It's like a 2.30 on a Saturday night drunken taxi queue

Toms happy.

Tom's confused

I'm going to give her the benefit of the doubt and say she could be good if she sticks to the one style.

Now he looks bemused.
Filler singer!

Chubby Sam Smith on the loo was better than her

That lipstick is terrible.

S'Tom's hearing isn't what it used to be, clearly.

Hilda Ogden singing pearl jam was better too

Tom thought he was pressing that button to request a cup of tea