THE VOICE- the auditions are still blind, the acts are tone deaf ***8pm***

[Raahh]

This week, Linda Lusardi's daughter is auditioning. Apparently.

Once again, my children have taken over so I can't link to the song choices, but I did notice someone is actually singing a J -hud song. Which is either bravev or stupid.

And the Shit Shine show has thrown me by starting early. A group of lads are currently singing with olly Murs, dressed in brightly coloured suits, like the Dorothys/Nancys all did.

I have wine, and fruit gums.

Hello all!

Have been watching Let it Shine but DH has switched over for a bot of doubles tennis, besides which Lulu and GaryB are annoying the hell out of me!

no Lulu of course you haven't had any botox or a facelift that's why my DH - your biggest fan - couldn't recognise you and asked who you were!

I know its predictable but what the hell, he could whack my bush anytime

Rou, she is looking younger each year. Its amazing what money can buy.

Coco actually LOL

Coco,,please. Think,of the kids love!

So- Gav's Serial killer name is Bush Whacker then .

Sorted.

Apparently will hits the red button by accident tonight

Dh wont turn over let it shine!
He seems mesmerised by lulu!

Kill him.

Oh Will, numpty. - he did that last year - or was it George? I suppose it's easily done.

Gav can count....

the bodies....

Think it was him.

Hiya, missed last week don't know what I was up to. Still not sure about Gavlar, still love S'Tom though

Coco,,he is ok normally! Just seems to like this..its v odd

Thank you 80s, I'm sure a bitch fest will cheer me right up

Will def did that last year!

After this build up, I'm hoping no-one turns.

But I am evil.

Nah, don't like her

She sounds like Alisha Dixon in Mystique!

Nah.

Will could do some autotune with her though

I have to read this and not watch.
Shine ends at 8.25.

Shakira Shakira

S'Tom was well confused by that innit