THE VOICE- the auditions are still blind, the acts are tone deaf ***8pm***

[Raahh]

This week, Linda Lusardi's daughter is auditioning. Apparently.

Once again, my children have taken over so I can't link to the song choices, but I did notice someone is actually singing a J -hud song. Which is either bravev or stupid.

And the Shit Shine show has thrown me by starting early. A group of lads are currently singing with olly Murs, dressed in brightly coloured suits, like the Dorothys/Nancys all did.

I have wine, and fruit gums.

Evening.
I have Crunchy Dairy Milk and a cup of tea.
And a huge crush on the serial killer. Just incase that isn't clear yet.

Hi all, am also watching a botoxed Lulu ( i hate shout! Dreadful song) and the TT hopefuls.
Its very cheesy.
Hope we're all ok.
Coco, i can see Mr Bush's appeal. He has a lovely speaking voice.
And hair!

The lovely Gav. He needs a serial killer name. All good serial killers get a nickname, like the Boston Strangler.

The Voice....

Lulu.

I mean. why? I think she has serious dirt on Gary, and that's why he has her on this show. Why else is she there?

Hmm, not good with nicknames. He was known as Mr Gwen Stafani i think in America?
Still ,he is back and single now, so i,feel Coco should make a move!

Thankfully DH is watching the rugby. Lulu gives me the rage.
Gavin could be known as Mr Coco

I got drunk at a party and shout came on.
All the way home i was 'hate lulu, she is a fake' drove dh up the wall.
Why do djs play that song? Why..

Mr Cocogavler!

This thread is great.The best thread ever. Bigly.

This is a great thread.The best thread ever.Bigly.

Destiny, had to look up your reference! ( thought it was a Withnail and I quote)

Busted or Mcfly or mcflusted are now in the shit shine show.

They cannot sing.

Mcflusted!
It is pretty bad.

They made the contestants look great.

Sorry, been spending too much time on the Trump thread!

evening lovelies, settled got and snacks so I decides to have a moosey on over to see what let it shine is like.... turned back over after 5mins lol

*The lovely Gav. He needs a serial killer name. All good serial killers get a nickname, like the Boston Strangler.

The Voice....* >

Evening music .

If Gavin's was the last voice you ever heard, would that be creepy? ( Coco would probably disagree).

Shiny shit is v colourful. Its like a Debbie Gibson concert.
And very shouty.
Mel C is on, its getting worse by the minute.

very creepy I have visions of him sat on his own eating a brain he's just foraged from a victims head, he would have a napkin tucked in a speaking in a soft voice to the brain he's about to eat ( shivers a bit thinking about it )

Still not watching shit shine, on a diet so no crisps/sweets or booze - there is a good chance I'm going to be grumpy tonight!

imagine of his voice was on one of those sleep aid apps, you'd have night terrors

Nancy, your never grumpy.
Music, very disturbing thought process there.
Rickyyy is on.
He predicts nothing

Helloooo! After having company last weekend I'm back for a good old bitch tonight and it feels good I have wine. Which also feels good.

I think Gav should be called The Bush Whacker (in reference to his only successful in the US band)

Ohhh noisy, very carry on!