Celeb Big Brother Thread 5 - Real PWBs use a slanket

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

I don't get the obsession with parading round in underwear and trowelled-on make up this year. I would be in a onesie with my hair in a scrunchie for the duration.

Can't BEAR. Not beat fgs

Nichola's kids might be too young to watch this, but the clips will be on YouTube/internet for a long time and they'll see them when they're older.

Tbf I haven't watch CBB much over the years but I think what usually keeps the harmony of the house is if there is a maternal and paternal figure, who everyone goes to for advice and calming down. Doesn't seem to be anyone like that this year. James C is quiet. Coleen is selfish. Kim is argumentative, Stacey tried but gets it all wrong. Angie wasn't great at seeing other peoples point of view. I think Callum has potential to be the one who "unites" all the different teams in the house, but I don't know whether he can be bothered!

I cant actually fathom what the others are doing to cause her outbursts though this bitch thing is bothering me too

I find Kim's outbursts bewildering TBH, have they already been watching the show? In the past, pp who went in late weren't allowed to watch it.

Rylan is so in his element hosting BOTS tho, he genuinely loves it!

So then my lovelies, how are your slankets?

I dont have a slanket sadly but got a fleecey blanket for christmas a Flanket 😃its very cosy.

Dd has a child's slanket that I can use but I will end up looking foolish as if I have borrowed one from a hobbit!

Hehe hobbit 😁

If you were in the CBB house what your "game plan" be? Stay under the radar like bianca? Be everyone's friend like Callum? Wind people up like James? Argue for airtime like Stacey? Have a showmance like jasmine? Or just watch n pull strings like Spencer?

Hide in the toilet.

Adult slanket doesn't fit me. I'm too fat tall.

I have a fluffy teal blanket

Minor celeb Game plan keep my head down walk away from arguements keep my kit on and be voted out first week get paid job done

I'd plan to stay quiet but as soon as the alcohol cane out I'd be bitching and telling stories of my yoot and pushing my opinions on people!
And be voted out after a week too

I'd have to be so utterly desperate for money to go on reality show unless it had a point or objective other total manipulation in getting a bunch of attention seeking narcissists drunk and picking fights out of boredom. Just not my thing at all, i doubt i'd cope well - not good in large groups.

I'd also moan if anyone spoke or switched the lights on after I was asleep (light sleeping insomniac) and would be unable to have a poo for days on end!

Nicola did make a comment to Kim on the slay. Sat back to watch Kim blow up. Classic bully.

Thus would end up doing horrendous farts which I'd blame on other people

"Keep my kit on!"

Can I genuinely ask a question, and I apologise beforehand if I offend anyone but I thought that a parenting website would be the best place to ask. My nephew is autistic and likes to keep himself to himself, he sometimes gets defensive, but in the main he's a happy, quiet child, who everyone praises. I know that autism can take many forms, but I genuinely think that Jedward are on the spectrum. They are very innocent for 25 year olds and I don't think it's an act. I know I've written a lot about them on this thread but I really feel maternal towards them because of my nephew! So when they get shouted at/bullied/ridiculed it really grates me. Should housemates (or people in real life) make allowances for that?? Am sorry if that doesn't sound right, but I don't think their "defensiveness" is them being difficult or rude.

Sole has stolen my Slanket

My slanket is the size of a king-size blanket, Sole, it is a JML one from Boots (classy me!). You obviously have just got an inferior one. Splash out and embrace the joy of the slanket!

If I were in the house I would take the opportunity to nap.

Good article about Bumgate and consent m.independent.ie/style/voices/jedwards-john-was-sexually-assaulted-on-a-national-tv-show-so-why-does-no-one-care-35377587.html

Can't believe how many of you are defending Kim's aggression, she's awful! Shouting, screeching, swearing, ugh. I never watched her on the jungle but I saw her on a programme where celebs sleep on the street to experience homelessness and she was awful on that too, was really horrible and nasty to a homeless girl, so I actually don't think it's an act.

Not got time for Nicola either I might add so no taking sides from me.

I think the face full of make-up thing is down to cosmetic surgery not looking right unless presented in the correct way. It looks okay on Instagram, it's the look they're aiming for. But IRL...

Plumped lips tend to spread all over the face & look trout-like sans lipliner / lipstick. Those thick black eyebrows look wrong on a naked face. And I think the cheek fillers / nose job need to be put into context with contouring. Otherwise it all looks a bit Picasso?

Looks to me like every single one of the celebs has cosmetic facial work or fake hair or breast augmentation. No matter what age, old or young. Is Kim's hair (the bun) real? It's quite sad, actually...

I'm referring to the females.

Although a few of the blokes look a bit blousey.
Calum's hair, I'm looking at you...

We agree to disagree on this thread, banana. Everyone has different opinions.