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Masterchef the professionals 2016 Still telling Gregg to shut up

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fourquenelles · 08/11/2016 19:59

Gather here if you want to lick Monica and Marcus and kick Greg(g)

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 01/12/2016 20:09

Love rhubarb. Graham is doing too much. Cooked banana. Eeew.

GrouchyKiwi · 01/12/2016 20:09

Was Mark cooking the outside of the banana? I'm not sure I want to eat at his restaurant.

JuneFromBethesda · 01/12/2016 20:10

Ooh mango pineapple coconut crumble sounds gorgeous

FlappysMammyAndPopeInExile · 01/12/2016 20:11

Brylcream Boy with the Holey ear'oles is 9i hope) set for a nasty surprise - it sounds . . . . original

fourquenelles · 01/12/2016 20:11

She's too bloody old to put over my knee and spank her squoosh and I am beginning to wish I'd done that when she was a stroppy toddler/kid/teenager Sad. She'll be OK. She's had the wake up call she needed.

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FlappysMammyAndPopeInExile · 01/12/2016 20:12

Why do you get next to no food from these fancy chefs?

squoosh · 01/12/2016 20:12

Rhubarb is glorious you fiends!!

Love Mark doing the whole 'my wife and infants will be in the workhouse if this doesn't work out' route. Although Marcus is immune to emotional blackmail.

fourquenelles · 01/12/2016 20:12

Big Boy's looks a little messy

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GrouchyKiwi · 01/12/2016 20:12

Flowers four

FlappysMammyAndPopeInExile · 01/12/2016 20:13

One down . . .

oseanna's turn - I hope she does well.

GrouchyKiwi · 01/12/2016 20:13

Roseanna's looks delicious. I'd inhale that.

fourquenelles · 01/12/2016 20:13

I'd need 3 of Rosanna's to make a pud for me.

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fourquenelles · 01/12/2016 20:14

Thanks Grouchy

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JuneFromBethesda · 01/12/2016 20:14

You just know if Gregg was judging this round he wouldn't be speaking, just shovelling crumble into his mouth as fast as possible

fourquenelles · 01/12/2016 20:15

Corn Row's is a wee bit orange

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GrouchyKiwi · 01/12/2016 20:15

Peak blowtorch.

JuneFromBethesda · 01/12/2016 20:15

Ooh I love the look of the mango pud

FlappysMammyAndPopeInExile · 01/12/2016 20:15

Just looking at Cornrow's (there are just too many nicknames for this guy)

it's weird

squoosh · 01/12/2016 20:15

Sorry to hear that four. No matter their age kids can always be such a worry.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 01/12/2016 20:15

Gregg called me a genius, Marcus didn't. Mmm who do we think we would trust.
Effing Tonka bean. He is a smug twat.

fourquenelles · 01/12/2016 20:16

June it's lovely not to have the Gurning Grocer shouting time checks all the while

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FlappysMammyAndPopeInExile · 01/12/2016 20:16

ThankGawd he's not here June

JuneFromBethesda · 01/12/2016 20:16

Really not sure about the banana thing. Raw AND pureed banana? Confused

JuneFromBethesda · 01/12/2016 20:16

But clearly what do I know, Marcus loves it Grin

fourquenelles · 01/12/2016 20:17

Cor Gorgeous has aced this test. Shame he had banana in it. Devil's colon.

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