Masterchef the professionals 2016 Still telling Gregg to shut up

[fourquenelles]

Gather here if you want to lick Monica and Marcus and kick Greg(g)

Nigel will be boring Mrs Nigel for decades to come on how he was cheated of Masterchef glory!

Touche squoosh (can't do an accent over the e on this keyboard)

Now I'm hungry

You here Davros? Spill the beans

If Mrs Nigel (whom I can only assume is blind, deaf and probably has no sense of smell) ends up killing him and lands in the dock of the Old Bailey, then I will feel a responsibility to speak up on her behalf.

Any one of us could happily have slapped him with a wet fish.

No AltGr, fourq? Could ask my DH the quick code if you want. He's a nerd like that.

The last few rounds of the show always go so quickly so I'm a bit sad it's the last group of chefs tomorrow.

Thanks Grouchy but I don't write that there francais very often.

But it means less Jabba so swings and roundabouts.

Here we go. Last of the heats.

Monica taking no prisoners with this test.

I like the sound of this. Although without the green tea. Ha.

This is a hard one

Ooh soooo much potential for fuck-ups with this one [rubs hands with glee]

June

So pretty. Yum.

Dearest Monica: please come and cook for me. I'm a Kiwi too, you know.

I can't look at anything except THE HOLES

Scandinasian? Not sure.

Handy for hanging his utensils

Lot of work for not a massive return. Soz Monica

He seems to know what he is doing.

I too am freaked out by the HOLES.

OK. They must give them a recipe to work to. I can't believe that the chefs know by instinct how to make the dish.

four that made me actually LOL

Ooooh! Brylcreem!

(It's me - 2kids - NC - longish story)

15 minutes? Why don't they just give them more time and let them do it properly.

Tat golden kiwi fruit looks nice.