Masterchef the professionals 2016 Still telling Gregg to shut up

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Gather here if you want to lick Monica and Marcus and kick Greg(g)

His couli looks a bit off and the mousse seems a tad solid.

I feel compelled to announce that I am having fishfingers and chips for dinner.

justdon't - It's the same in bake-off. Making timings ridiculously tight.

Like this lad's cornrows, though

Don't let those fuckers fool you, Flappy. All kiwifruit are works of the Devil. Devil's scrotum, in fact. Scrota (pl)?

I liked his presentation more than Monica's tbh.

Bollocks just lost telly signal

June - we had packet fajitas. You are not alone.

June We had chicken burgers and chips.

Like the new name Flappys No idea what it means but I like it

Nooo I am all pixelated. Come on Freeview you wankers

Nice ponytail.

Thanks for the warning Grouchy

I am very shallow and easily swayed by appearances.

Oh dear, don't admit your terror and inadequacy out loud .....

Thank you June - It relates to a thread about piles, and another thread about a stolen username. It has become very complicated . . .

So glad my fellow Masterchef observers also ate junk for dinner

Oh poor Sci, his inner voice is saying 'WARGGARRGHHH'

Ooooooh.

Dear . . . . .

You guys are going to have to talk me through what's happening I am having a telly crisis here.

Liking it less now you mentioned the piles

Come back to us four

Poor lad - he looks stricken.

Bloody hell, the way Gregg was eyeing him up that's Mrs Wallace #5/6.

So four, the next guy offers an 11-course tasting menu in his restaurant in Brighton (11!!)

Hint of ginger - naice!

Looks very in control . . .

Apparently not phased by the task in front of him ...

I am back! 11 courses? That's greedy