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Masterchef the professionals 2016 Still telling Gregg to shut up

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fourquenelles · 08/11/2016 19:59

Gather here if you want to lick Monica and Marcus and kick Greg(g)

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2kids2dogsnosense · 29/11/2016 20:13

They're known as "artichokes"in this house

Bluntness100 · 29/11/2016 20:13

I'm about three mins behind, but this dudes cacking it,,,

GrouchyKiwi · 29/11/2016 20:15

I like this military chap.

Davros · 29/11/2016 20:15

fourquennelles, the meal at Tredwell's was awful, thanks for asking

fourquenelles · 29/11/2016 20:15

I thought that looked lovely. Harsh.

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2kids2dogsnosense · 29/11/2016 20:16

Yep - see what you mean about theses . . .

TheLegendOfBeans · 29/11/2016 20:16

Davros

Now you must tell all

2kids2dogsnosense · 29/11/2016 20:16

*the eyes, not theses

fourquenelles · 29/11/2016 20:16

Oh no Davros gutting.

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Italianbride · 29/11/2016 20:16

Re Greg's purple eye bags - I think he's wearing tinted glasses!

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 29/11/2016 20:17

This guy looks like he wants to do damage to them.
What impossibility will Marcus come up with?

2kids2dogsnosense · 29/11/2016 20:17

Sorry to hear about your meal Davros - really disappointing when it's a special occasion. I bet it wasn't cheap, either!

2kids2dogsnosense · 29/11/2016 20:18

I could enjoy that sarnie, though.

TheLegendOfBeans · 29/11/2016 20:18

I would smash that lamb sandwich in 10s flat.

fourquenelles · 29/11/2016 20:19

Unfortunate tint then Italianbride makes hi look ill (er) Shock

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JuneFromBethesda · 29/11/2016 20:19

Evenin' all Smile

GrouchyKiwi · 29/11/2016 20:19

I don't like lamb. Tastes like dirt. Mutton, however: yum.

LineyReborn · 29/11/2016 20:19

'Rustic white bread.' Grin

squoosh · 29/11/2016 20:19

Oh I wish I was that ciabatta having the oil massaged in......

Bluntness100 · 29/11/2016 20:19

That sandwich looks good....

Spookle · 29/11/2016 20:20

Purple eyes here too.

Missed the first bit and just drooling over Marcus' sandwich!

GrouchyKiwi · 29/11/2016 20:20

Didn't expect Marcus to use a wankery piece of wood to serve on!

Twiceover · 29/11/2016 20:20

Peas? In a sandwich?

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 29/11/2016 20:20

Hate mint sauce. Not chuffed over lamb either.
Anyone wishing Gregg would swallow the toothpick?

LineyReborn · 29/11/2016 20:20

Agree on the Purple Gregg Eyes.

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