Help protect children from gaming harms.

Take our survey

Please or to access all these features

Telly addicts

Masterchef the professionals 2016 Still telling Gregg to shut up

979 replies

fourquenelles · 08/11/2016 19:59

Gather here if you want to lick Monica and Marcus and kick Greg(g)

OP posts:
GrouchyKiwi · 24/11/2016 20:25

Not a good day to have an A name.

Bluntness100 · 24/11/2016 20:26

Jay and WIlliam,,,groan,,,

PapalYoungPretenderMortificado · 24/11/2016 20:27

I don't like Jay - he always looks scruffy.

Spookle · 24/11/2016 20:27

Morels! Is that a point for Masterchef bingo?

fourquenelles · 24/11/2016 20:28

He is a bear man. Bears are not known for their neatness Wink

OP posts:
PapalYoungPretenderMortificado · 24/11/2016 20:28

So glad Zoe is still - even if she "smells like fear" Grin

fourquenelles · 24/11/2016 20:29

Only if it's textures of morels or morel sous vide Spookle otherwise we would have to have a humungus bingo card.

OP posts:
Spookle · 24/11/2016 20:30

Oh I hope it all goes well for Zoe as that all sounds delicious. What's tonka bean?

Bluntness100 · 24/11/2016 20:30

I love honey comb,,,just wanted to say,,,😛

PapalYoungPretenderMortificado · 24/11/2016 20:31

Lots of fish tonight - I like turbot.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 24/11/2016 20:31

You mean durty Papal... We know. 😏
This season I think so Spook. Sometimes it's samphire, sous vide or cavalo Nero. Every fucking thing ad honeycomb in the ordinary MC.
Gazpacho-bleugh.

fourquenelles · 24/11/2016 20:31

Tonka beans bring complex vanilla, coconut, sour cherry, clove and liquorice flavours to dishes

According to Dr Google

OP posts:
PapalYoungPretenderMortificado · 24/11/2016 20:35

Well, I'm sure you can trust Google, if he's a doctor . . .

Bluntness100 · 24/11/2016 20:36

Is jay raynor married,,,seriously He would drive me nuts, and not in a good way.

fourquenelles · 24/11/2016 20:36

Papal Grin

Messy plate Simon. Monica was not impressed.

OP posts:
PapalYoungPretenderMortificado · 24/11/2016 20:37

I hope Simon's pudding redeems him, poor soul

Spookle · 24/11/2016 20:38

Thanks Fourq. Sounds lovely except for the liquorice.

Looks like Simon has dropped the ball.

fourquenelles · 24/11/2016 20:38

He is indeed Blunt and to me in my dreams

OP posts:
Bluntness100 · 24/11/2016 20:39

Jeez, I wish he'd at least cut his hair.

Bluntness100 · 24/11/2016 20:39

Poor Simon,,,

PapalYoungPretenderMortificado · 24/11/2016 20:40

Oh, dear!

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 24/11/2016 20:41

Ice cream-the downfall of many a MC contestant. And was that sweetcorn on his main? Fuck why?
Zoe is a little trickster-no smear fir her, it's a splat!

Bluntness100 · 24/11/2016 20:41

Im not sure about that splatter on Zoe's plate,,,,

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 24/11/2016 20:42

Oh Zoe...

SallyGardens · 24/11/2016 20:42

Evening all, watching almost live here tonight.

I'm slightly worried that I'm developing a bit of a crush on William Sitwell...

Swipe left for the next trending thread