Masterchef the professionals 2016 Still telling Gregg to shut up

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Gather here if you want to lick Monica and Marcus and kick Greg(g)

Oh, no!

Not Zoe . . .Please don't destroy Zoe . . .

Dessert - please let it fantastic . . .

DH called it earlier, ice cream never sets for this challenge.

I am 10 minutes behind thanks to a nappy change for the baby.

God the critics are miserable aren't they,,,

Some nice words, but . . . .

Raw asparagus?

No one is covering themself in glory tonight.

Poor Zoe.

I thought it was proper to serve ladies first at the table?

Come on Max.

Glad the gazpacho worked - they all seem quite excited about this one.

And you're right Blunt the judges have faces like collapsed lungs.

Pipettes???

Critics are always miserable gits. Fuck knows why, feed me for nowt and pay me for it and I'd be a happy bunny.
More roast cod. And the return of samphire.

Even when they say it's good they look miserable as hell. I'd be grinning like a loon, gulping the wine and eating everyone eleses..

Are all food critics tossers?

Me an'all Blunt

Getting paid to eat would be my dream job.

I would be the size of a house if I was a food critic. A very large house. Buckingham Palace house.

Sounds a good dessert.

Chocolate desserts are the Law, I believe, in most sensible households.

Is that a liquorice strip on the top? I'd eat that over and over

Yup, I'd be the size of a house too, but think it would be justifiable,

Agree desserts should be chocolate, otherwise why bother! Everything else is pretend,

Simon is going I feel

Smears are so déclassé now after seeing Zoe's splat.

Apart from creme brûlée or tarts au citron or zabaglione or lemon posset.
Ah no surprise.

Hooray - Zoe is through. Really pleased for the other two as well.

See you all next week, sadly with the addition of Gregg.

I like the occasional Eton Mess or other meringue based pud too. But chocolate is the Queen.

I know it's sacrilege but I don't like chocolate desserts