X FACTOR- and it's DIVAs week- no prizes if you guessed Whitney or Mariah amongst the song choices...It starts at 8pm!

[Raahh]

...but I'm surprised and delighted by the lack of J-Hud.

and 'Ice Ice Baby'? Even Jedward is preferable to Honey fucking G now.
Elfish doing 'Oh So quiet' will get shouty and desperate, and she might even wear a Bjork-ish swan costume. I hope she does.

Here are the choices-

The Boys
Matt Terry
Mariah Carey - I’ll Be There

Ryan Lawrie
Adele - Rolling in The Deep

The Girls
Emily Middlemas
Whitney Houston - How Will I Know

Sam Lavery
Michael Jackson - Earth Song

Gifty Louise
Sam Smith - Lay Me Down

The Overs
Honey G
Vanilla Ice / Queen - Ice, Ice Baby/Under Pressure

Relley C
Aretha Franklin - Natural Woman

Saara Aalto
Bjork - Oh So Quiet

The Groups
5 After Midnight
Amy Winehouse - Valerie

Four of Diamonds
Lady Marmalade/Bang Bang - May, Pink / Lil' Kim, Jessie J, Arianna Grande.

The same songs are appearing series upon series, with boring regularity now. I HATE 'Earth Song' Poor Made Under Sam.

I wonder if Emily will turn 'how will I know' into a ballad? of all Whitney's big Diva songs, it's not one I'd instantly go for.

I have chocolate fingers and decaf coffee. I have been clearing out dd1's room in readiness for a new bed. It is 'a job I wish I had never started'.

See y'all later!

That was not good.

Dillite, B and M retail, Poundland, at a push Primark.

Borderline cheesy? It was like the fucking cheddar gorge

I agree with Nicole, it was cheese.

And they are wearing Honey Fucking G's cast off's poor kids.

I can't believe that they actually choose to have that horrible hair each and every one of them are sporting. And even pay money to someone to cut it like that.

It was poor.

I want strawberry laces, fizzy ones

Was Louisa only 17? Really? They never mentioned it before.

I see Sam got her makeup bag back

Sam seems a nice girl.
But its Earth song! Poor thing

Simon called 5 after JLS's career cheesy, and then this is how he stages his own act?

I hate this song, the only time it was good was when Jarvis chucked water over Michael Jackson

Oh god...

It feels like Halloween already!

She keeps getting all the super shit songs. First Hello, now this.

Poor Sam.

Oh my goodness. Look at the staging. They are doing the 'rock chick ' thing with her now aren't they?

It's so fake. Like Kim Wilde doing 'Cambodia'

Fuck, this is terrible.

They have enlisted an entire stage school for this.

It's like Les Mis meets Eurovision.

This isn't going to get her out of the bottom two is it?

and showed his bottom nancy ... loved it! not a good bottom though

She is far far better than those boys before

Poor Sam.

Terrible song,terrible frock, nothing else to say on the matter

The odd poo squat, but i liked it! ( had too much asda wine obvs)

No Louis. The opposite of wow

Ohhhh wrong singer that will teach me to try to cook and watch at the same time

Or maybe it just shows how unmemorable they all are.

Nicole is right.