X FACTOR- and it's DIVAs week- no prizes if you guessed Whitney or Mariah amongst the song choices...It starts at 8pm!

[Raahh]

...but I'm surprised and delighted by the lack of J-Hud.

and 'Ice Ice Baby'? Even Jedward is preferable to Honey fucking G now.
Elfish doing 'Oh So quiet' will get shouty and desperate, and she might even wear a Bjork-ish swan costume. I hope she does.

Here are the choices-

The Boys
Matt Terry
Mariah Carey - I’ll Be There

Ryan Lawrie
Adele - Rolling in The Deep

The Girls
Emily Middlemas
Whitney Houston - How Will I Know

Sam Lavery
Michael Jackson - Earth Song

Gifty Louise
Sam Smith - Lay Me Down

The Overs
Honey G
Vanilla Ice / Queen - Ice, Ice Baby/Under Pressure

Relley C
Aretha Franklin - Natural Woman

Saara Aalto
Bjork - Oh So Quiet

The Groups
5 After Midnight
Amy Winehouse - Valerie

Four of Diamonds
Lady Marmalade/Bang Bang - May, Pink / Lil' Kim, Jessie J, Arianna Grande.

The same songs are appearing series upon series, with boring regularity now. I HATE 'Earth Song' Poor Made Under Sam.

I wonder if Emily will turn 'how will I know' into a ballad? of all Whitney's big Diva songs, it's not one I'd instantly go for.

I have chocolate fingers and decaf coffee. I have been clearing out dd1's room in readiness for a new bed. It is 'a job I wish I had never started'.

See y'all later!

Louis said he could imagine it on a JL ad. Like everything else she has sung, actually. As if just taking a song and slowing it down is all it takes.

well, actually.....

Really want some toffifee now after seeing that ad..

Anyways I am late! Who is left to sing?

Hehe! We are cookin' on gas and even Louis is tuning in!

I would pay to hear 4 of Diamonds singing Ace of Spades.

well, possibly not pay. But I would would approve of their choice.

Nicole's lips are wonky

pmsl @ the Ace of Spades idea!

Why are they promoting Honey G so much?

I suppose technically Lemmy was a bit of a diva...

Pleather trousers do not a good bottom make.

Raahh, wouldn't it be great if we could chose the songs for 1 week! Ace of spades would be an excellent choice

If Honey G is trending, the world is in a terrible shape.

I hate 'trending' ffs.

'Don't do Twitter emoticon'

Why didn't they meet poor long suffering John Legend?

They style? What style?

I actually want these girls to do well this week. It's the closest I get to caring about this thing.

Mash up? Oh do fuck off. It's a medley. Or just 'can't be arsed to learn all of anything'

God Louis is a right drip isn't he...

I hate hate hate this song... just sayin'

She might be trending but nobody's saying anything good

Noisy- I do, only because , well, I have no reason.

They have turned up their mic's it appears.

He had to be induced into a come after meeting Honey G Raah

What's with the sailor shit? I'm confused

nancy

dillite . Poor sod. He only came only for the premier of Trolls.

(probably, everyone else seems to be ).

Eh? They sang barely a line from each song? or something.

I'm too old for this shit.

They'll be in their pants by next week. just like Little Mix

See Simon agrees, the sailor stuff was rubbish!

So, the general critique for these girls seems to = you weren't stripper-y enough