X FACTOR- and it's DIVAs week- no prizes if you guessed Whitney or Mariah amongst the song choices...It starts at 8pm!

[Raahh]

...but I'm surprised and delighted by the lack of J-Hud.

and 'Ice Ice Baby'? Even Jedward is preferable to Honey fucking G now.
Elfish doing 'Oh So quiet' will get shouty and desperate, and she might even wear a Bjork-ish swan costume. I hope she does.

Here are the choices-

The Boys
Matt Terry
Mariah Carey - I’ll Be There

Ryan Lawrie
Adele - Rolling in The Deep

The Girls
Emily Middlemas
Whitney Houston - How Will I Know

Sam Lavery
Michael Jackson - Earth Song

Gifty Louise
Sam Smith - Lay Me Down

The Overs
Honey G
Vanilla Ice / Queen - Ice, Ice Baby/Under Pressure

Relley C
Aretha Franklin - Natural Woman

Saara Aalto
Bjork - Oh So Quiet

The Groups
5 After Midnight
Amy Winehouse - Valerie

Four of Diamonds
Lady Marmalade/Bang Bang - May, Pink / Lil' Kim, Jessie J, Arianna Grande.

The same songs are appearing series upon series, with boring regularity now. I HATE 'Earth Song' Poor Made Under Sam.

I wonder if Emily will turn 'how will I know' into a ballad? of all Whitney's big Diva songs, it's not one I'd instantly go for.

I have chocolate fingers and decaf coffee. I have been clearing out dd1's room in readiness for a new bed. It is 'a job I wish I had never started'.

See y'all later!

Do we all get a prize for seeing the hugely predictable John Lewis version coming?

I'll eat it cold noisy I have student living syndrome

I really hate these damp versions of up-tempo songs. Aargh.

Im pretty sure they have recycled her outfit from last week into a playsuit?!

She seems to struggle to get her whispering out.

I'm surprised they have let her wear shoes, to be honest.

Dd was singing along to Natural Woman. We love Carole King stuff.

Yep, Ella's Grease number was dire! Why? Milage i suppose. I want Firestarter done JL.

Is Louis Mumsnetting under the table?

Hahahahahahahaha Louis!!!!!!

Louis must read this

Hated that

I think I might be asleep.

JL will have their ad made... it's out in a few weeks and takes months and months. Louis must know that?!

Noisy-

Louis - slowing ever song she sings down is not really a good thing. It's getting a bit boring.

That's freaky. Louis is a secret mumsnetter.

dillite no, it was Risotto Alla Torcellana, a veggie one. OH did suggest it might be even nicer with some 'food' in it (ie. meat)

Nic needs to cut down on lip fillers. Coupled with that pale lipstick, her lips look like a swollen anus.

Nicole wants it sent into space, where it belongs

Yes agree.... it's getting a bit samey

YES!!! NICOLE!
No- she is right Simon- foor 2 weeks now, I have waited for the meandering song to get going. And it hasn't.

Phone went. What did Louis say?

That sounds delicious Noisy. I think I might make it for my brother next week.

that was so so dull her voice sounded so weak

those whispery whiny songs seem so 2012

dillite I was marvelling at Nicole's lips (so to speak) wondering wtf she's done to them

He said that Emily sounded like a John Lewis advert.

4 of diamonds doing the Ace of spades