X FACTOR- It's MoTown Week! ***8pm***

[Raahh]

and the acts will be singing ...

The Groups
5 After Midnight - Get Ready/Reach Out I'll Be There
Four of Diamonds - You Keep Me Hangin' On

The Boys
Freddy Parker - Ain't No Mountain High Enough
Matt Terry - I Heard it Through the Grapevine
Ryan Lawrie - Superstition

The Overs
Honey G - No Money No Problems
Saara Aalto - River Deep, Mountain High
Relley C - Ain't No Sunshine

The Girls
Emily Middlemas - Stop In the Name of Love
Gifty Louise - Rockin' Robin
Sam Lavery - Hello

4 of Diamonds are back, I'm a little disappointed in Honey Fucking G's choice.

I am here in body this week, but have a cold that is making me a bit deaf. I'm thinking this can only be a good thing
See y'all later. I have lemsip, and rhubarb crumble. (if it lasts that long).

HOney G will do the same shit again

I do not plan to live until the age of 97, so I should be just fine.

Holiday Noel? You can't get out of it!

Whitney and Beyonce yawnfest next week then.

I'll be watching as long as I've got enough in

See y'all

Cheero.

Wheel of doom! Love it.
Its just dire, no atmosphere. Nobody gives a monkeys. Its had it.
See u next week lovelies. Have a smashing week.
Bye

Yes it is. Its in the news pretty much every day and everyone is fed up already. They are making her out to be the most amaizing contestant ever really...

I live in the UK but have lots of friends back in finland and I follow the news.

Oh god, will Emily do a JL version of Mariah Carey?

There is no Big Band Week on that Juke Box.

Unless Louis Loves...Big Band.

I will now do some homework to see how many crap rapping Divas there are , for Honey G.

Yes holiday, but don't worry I'll be back for the week after. I'm going all mystic meg and predicting that week's theme will be Fright Night

Oh Solina

Emma oh yes.

I am going to watch some Hannibal now. I need some good telly for my soul after this travesty.

Doesnt matter if there isnt any rapping divas, honey g will just say "when I say honey you say g" over the song and that will be it...

Jennifer Hudson is the reason I'm glad to be missing Diva week

She'll do some missy Elliot

Good shout, yes she'll do Get Ur Freak On or summat.

And squeeze in a I say Honey, you say G! somewhere

Have a good week everyone, see you all next Saturday

Righty ho I'm going now see ya divas

And there it is, top of the page on the news "amaizing performance".

Anyways! See you all next week!

So glad Freddy is gone to be honest I don't like any of them this year. What is with Mrs O I am actually worried about her I know people are joking about her having a drink etc but I hope she is well in herself

Love the judges this year.
Sorry to see Freddy go but pleased that Saaaaaruh is staying.
She needs to lose the grin, she has the same expression all the time.

Litttle Mix were good and I love their new song.
Can't help thinking they should change their name. They're hardly little anymore. Unless it was bad styling. The one didn't suit the leotard look.

How about PicknMix?

I wonder how Emily will cope with Diva week. I love her voice, it's refreshing to hear someone sing instead of shout.
I think people are getting fed up with the whole shouting for the sake of it thing.

I have just read this whole thread right through. Very good entertainment, so I hope X Factor continues for a while yet. The 12 finalists this year were enough for DW and me to decide that we weren't going to sit through 12 weeks of long drawn out crap, but I'm enjoying it vicariously in a way through your hilarious posts. Thank you all so much.

Just a few comments of my own:

1. I love custard
2. I thought it said on Jessy's boot "Final reduction £39.99" but I could be mistaken.
3. I couldn't make out any labia and I'm a proper pervy old git.