X FACTOR- It's MoTown Week! ***8pm***

[Raahh]

and the acts will be singing ...

The Groups
5 After Midnight - Get Ready/Reach Out I'll Be There
Four of Diamonds - You Keep Me Hangin' On

The Boys
Freddy Parker - Ain't No Mountain High Enough
Matt Terry - I Heard it Through the Grapevine
Ryan Lawrie - Superstition

The Overs
Honey G - No Money No Problems
Saara Aalto - River Deep, Mountain High
Relley C - Ain't No Sunshine

The Girls
Emily Middlemas - Stop In the Name of Love
Gifty Louise - Rockin' Robin
Sam Lavery - Hello

4 of Diamonds are back, I'm a little disappointed in Honey Fucking G's choice.

I am here in body this week, but have a cold that is making me a bit deaf. I'm thinking this can only be a good thing
See y'all later. I have lemsip, and rhubarb crumble. (if it lasts that long).

I think she is actually the better singer of the two

Omg Sharon!

Sparkly grout pleather. And not a labia in sight.

I reckon Sharon is playing up to the 'dotty old bird' image now.

Can't. Believe Sharon doesn't know her name.

Think Sara will be going. Judges will see the writing on the wall that the public don't like her for some reason.

I think they'll take to deadlock!

Leona wasn't a fanny flasher. Always wore a nice frock.

If, and it's only if... Xfactor comes back next year, Sharon won't be on it. She's lost the plot

I liked this song, before Leona recorded her version, and then everyone else did overblown waily melisma filled versions of it.

Look at her wondering whether the public bought all the feels that she was projecting at us there.

I reckon it's taaraaraa for Sarraaaraa (do you like what I did there!)

Cool when Take That first started out they were manufactured and marketed for the gay (male) audience so yes, there were lots of oiling up in just their kecks.

Do we have any nicknames yet?

Do What You Like was the video where Take That were covered in jelly & whatnot

I'm surprised at Louis, but it has to go to deadlock.

Simon knows Saara is dead wood. He's cutting her loose.

Duh duh duuuuuh!!

Shazza looks ill.

Close your moth, Elfish.

This website is being an absolute bastard for me tonight, like wading through treacle

Wow

Oh I am actually surprised!

Nooooo!

Feeling sorry for Freddie now

TTFN , trustfund. Will miss your locks.