X FACTOR- It's MoTown Week! ***8pm***

[Raahh]

and the acts will be singing ...

The Groups
5 After Midnight - Get Ready/Reach Out I'll Be There
Four of Diamonds - You Keep Me Hangin' On

The Boys
Freddy Parker - Ain't No Mountain High Enough
Matt Terry - I Heard it Through the Grapevine
Ryan Lawrie - Superstition

The Overs
Honey G - No Money No Problems
Saara Aalto - River Deep, Mountain High
Relley C - Ain't No Sunshine

The Girls
Emily Middlemas - Stop In the Name of Love
Gifty Louise - Rockin' Robin
Sam Lavery - Hello

4 of Diamonds are back, I'm a little disappointed in Honey Fucking G's choice.

I am here in body this week, but have a cold that is making me a bit deaf. I'm thinking this can only be a good thing
See y'all later. I have lemsip, and rhubarb crumble. (if it lasts that long).

ONLY THE YOUNG!
Where are they now? This is dirge. Just stop.

That's a very short frock, she'll catch her death in that

Oh god what WAS the shouting??

It's like waiting for the key change to happen, isn't it? Or for it to actually get going?

She's quite good but very like last year's winner.

80s they were called Only The Young

and then it stopped!

But yeah it just seemed to meander

Shut up Simon. Why is he clapping like a seal?

Trustfund Freddie looks like Luisa Whatever from last year in the facial are.

And god knows we need hilarity.

Does Si realise we can only cope with this show with fwends online taking the piss? I cannot watch it without typing. Impossible without.

Sorry! I'm a slow on the keyboard!

She needs trousers on with that top!

Rabid cats! Lol.
Ems dress is too short, she will catch her death.
Nic has Giftys earrings on.

Stop FUCKING clapping

facial area that is

It was really not unique Simon.

Knees are shaking because her legs are so cold

Aw, Emily is lovely. Shame that was so dull really.

Emily was so slow and boring singing that.

I saw Simon's son. This is totally non PC what I'm going to say. Apologies in advance (hope I'm on a friend where I can let it out...)

I've seen little Si in magazines. I though he looked a bit like Damien from the Omen.

Please don't banish me.

Eeeek. Hope I'm on a thread!

Emily is going out with Ryan i think? He is nice though.

Simon is his Dad, it's only natural that he would be evil

She may even be wearing one of /Louisa Johnson's old dresses. Maybe she was taller.

I love the Whigfield clip that keeps coming on in the ad break. My mate used to think she was singing 'diddy anorak'.