X FACTOR- It's MoTown Week! ***8pm***

[Raahh]

and the acts will be singing ...

The Groups
5 After Midnight - Get Ready/Reach Out I'll Be There
Four of Diamonds - You Keep Me Hangin' On

The Boys
Freddy Parker - Ain't No Mountain High Enough
Matt Terry - I Heard it Through the Grapevine
Ryan Lawrie - Superstition

The Overs
Honey G - No Money No Problems
Saara Aalto - River Deep, Mountain High
Relley C - Ain't No Sunshine

The Girls
Emily Middlemas - Stop In the Name of Love
Gifty Louise - Rockin' Robin
Sam Lavery - Hello

4 of Diamonds are back, I'm a little disappointed in Honey Fucking G's choice.

I am here in body this week, but have a cold that is making me a bit deaf. I'm thinking this can only be a good thing
See y'all later. I have lemsip, and rhubarb crumble. (if it lasts that long).

Dry coffee? Isn't that just, in the jar?

Squoosh, not just me then. I dont know my lattes from my cappachinos. I avoid and have normal tea.

Come on Raahh, we haven't seen Honey G yet. It's not over till the fake rapper sings.

Hi thered!

Wet and dry coffee??!?

Where do they get those hideous long t-shirts?

Sideshow Bob boy looks like Jake from Outnumbered

Dry coffee Noisy?! You don't get all this stress with a mint tea or a hot chocolate.

Dry coffee, is that before you put the hot water in?

I want someone to storm the stage and cut those stupid bits of spider leg hair off that boys head

thered- when I used to go for lunch at one place of work, and custard was on offer, I could have retired at a very early age, the number of times people said 'ooh, isn''t it too dry?' . Well, obviously I like it without, or i wouldn't bloody be eating it, would I? And these were kitchen staff i saw every day for 10 years!!

Oh I saw those hideous long t shirts in primark! In the men's section seriously they were as long as dresses.

When i was young.. In 2010
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There is a wet and dry coffee? Where?

Is one of them wearing a skirt/scarf as a skirt type combo?

OK, I have consulted The Google, and it has provided the following information:

A typical cappuccino recipe calls for roughly equal parts steamed milk, foamed milk and espresso. A wet cappuccino has more steamed milk than frothed milk.

So there ya go.

Bloody mash up.

Or are they baristas with t-towels tucked in their waist bands?

Sharon's like 'I don't know where I am but I like this! Oooh young boys dancing! Where's my vodka?'

Do you remember the boy band a few years ago that always had pleather skirts? Obviously recreating that look with tartan this year

This is very Bruno Mars

I think these three are the best so far.

Him on the left can sing but I don't like their harmonies.

Quite like them!

I knew there was a reason for me not shopping in Primark. Now I know it- any place that has the audacity to sell those "clothes" deserves to be shunned by people.