X Factor returns!

[NapQueen]

Anyone planning on watching?

I'm glad Sharon is back, her and Louis make a good double act.

Scherzinger I can take or leave leave mainly

It's not good if you shout 'Oh Christ' at the telly, is it?

It's not good if you shout 'Oh Christ' at the telly, is it?

Those shorts are giving me a phantom wedgie

dillite- that should be the tag line to the thread..

I forgot my password and had to go for the number of shame in the middle of my username

Shit, Nicole's face looks paralysed! It's like she has toothpicks keeping her eyes open.

phantom wedgie

Get ready for the ride? Is he offering her special treatment?

Louis says "only 16" twice - BINGO!

Damn Snice, sorry you lost your i dude

Genuine question as I never wear shorts- but don't those knickers hoisted up that high make your nether all sore and itchy?

And he has Chia pet hair.

Diiliite she'll be on the Canesten before the month is out

Possible Saycool, but she was wearing her denim chastity gusset so she'll be safe.

These people have massive crowds with them. My family would look at me blankly if I asked them to come along to an X Factor audition!

Evening all!
Nicole has a lovely frozen face doesn't she, think she is vying with Shazza.

Not sure about "you're an English raw diamond in the rough"

They're spending waaaay to much time talking to the contestants.

Country roads? Bloody hell.

John Denver!?

Eh?

Even the kidz aren't down wiv da kidz.

Dillite, probably thrush!
They look might uncomfortable.
Country roads! Blimey thats an old song

Indeed Raahh!

Why, indeed , Simon.

It was for his nan.

I was all ready to sing along then

He looks uncomfortable as fuck.

*too