X Factor returns!

[NapQueen]

Anyone planning on watching?

I'm glad Sharon is back, her and Louis make a good double act.

Scherzinger I can take or leave leave mainly

aargh own song alert

I do not understand that hair style at all. It's like it wants to be business on the front, party at the back, but failing miserably.

Is he trying to poo?

Sorry not rft because watching and fielding texts from DH who's away (only reason I can watch!) but wanted to say I LOVE Dermot! Always have. When he's watching acts he always looks like the whole thing is a massive piss take and he's trying not to laugh! Probably just his resting face but makes me laugh!

Is he stroking an invisible Shetland pony?

Taxi for mullet hair

Early poo squat this series

A what?

Actually, I get laddy boys didn't have a track in the room, the production put it on post production. To save our ears.

B for the Beach?

Like

C is for crap?

Poo squat!

He's seen too many do the poo squats in the past!

Deluded. Why do they do this to themselves? How low will the programme makers sink?

Squatting while 'singing'. Multi-tasking.

I wonder what style he asks for when he goes in the hairdressers

Why is there music?
Why are coming in a random side door? It's all wrong!

I preferred it when there wasn't a backing track - that sorted the reasonables from the terribles.

'Impossibly possible' - hmmm.

Good old Nicole pointing out the mullet. Sher-mazing.

Kill the mixer. KILL IT.

'Oh bless him' isn't a good sign.

Raahh, so funny!

I think his tune had the bones of being a decent song.

Oh god.

Squoosh?

Soon be time for the JL Christmas ad.

Doesn't feel like August any more, does it?

I know maybe I'm ill!

Or maybe I'm having a bit of start of the season goodwill.

I'll be better soon.................

Squoosh must have started drinking early tonight

squoosh

you ok , hun?

If one note is the start of a song, which technically it is, then it had potential. Deffo.