X Factor returns!

[NapQueen]

Anyone planning on watching?

I'm glad Sharon is back, her and Louis make a good double act.

Scherzinger I can take or leave leave mainly

Ahh ,but SayCool- Burke.Com was a second timer. And Liam Wandie.

So that's 2 out of....loads.

I think Alexandra Burke was a returnee? not that she is a glowing example of someone that has made it!

Yes, Alex was a second timer
She has disappeared.,

Uh-oh

Rambling and advanced driving.

She's a riot.

she talks to empty seats.

This one needs to discover shampoo

I was thinking about Badger

Well I have good feelings about this one.

Emergency Stop Her!!!

Oh my god

Oh this is going to be epic

Car crash telly..

I've just noticed Nicole is wearing tinfoil.

Well, no-one saw that coming...

Nicole is lovely to everyone though.

she seams like a totally boring but reasonable sensible woman, what the fuck does she think she's doing?

Make
It
Stop

I do better than that in the shower

#bringbackPhiff

...and she's forgotten the lyrics

Fab just fab

She has been paid by the producers to humiliate herself like this, right? RIGHT?

Tinfoil! I have tears

Won't Nicole's botox melt from the lighting heat radiating off her jacket potatoe dress?

Is her name Areola??!

Well this one has tinfoiled her eyelids.

She's a dolphin.